2011-04-30, 04:04 AM
Twilight Wrote:MvC3 is ass offline. Even more ass offline when you have the event active where you can only do damage in arcade mode with team aerial combos. Practice mode with Hard/Very Hard is boring as hell, and I don't get to unlock any artwork/3 slideshow endings.
It only does identity theft.
Holy crap, I want to use lolsent now so I can troll when people ragemail me like this:
ThreadOnSRK Wrote:HoggyStyle19:
i hear ppl who play Sent are virgins can u confirm?
SuperTy DX:
:>SENSORS INDICATE TARGET IS MAD_
:>QUERY: U MAD?_ (Y/N)
HoggyStyle19:
N
SuperTy DX:
:>DOES NOT COMPUTE_
:>USER ERROR_
:>エイルｓｚｄｋｊｆ；アｓｌｋｊｆ ｄ；３ウィｌｙ５２オ８アセｆｈI AM STILL PLUGGED IN_
HoggyStyle19:
SENSORS INDICATE TARGET IS SCARED
QUERY: U SCARED? [Y/N]
(he sends me a match invite)
SuperTy DX (having since been invited to a L4D2 game):
:>YES I AM SO TERRIFIED I AM PLAYING A DIFFERENT GAME_
:>WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL EMOTION_
That was that, until by sheer chance I run into him several more times on Saturday... he ragequits out of a match and delivers this gem:
HoggyStyle19:
GOOD JOB YOU CAN JUMP BACKWARDS AND DO ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING TO WIN - YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperTy DX:
:>SENSORS INDICATE YOU ARE BAD AT THIS GAME_
:>INITIATE LAUGHTER PROTOCOL_
:>HA_HA_HA_HA_HA_HA.EXE_
HoggyStyle19:
complaint filed
SuperTy DX:
:>YOU ARE BREAKING MY UNFEELING METAL HEART_
HoggyStyle19:
keep it up with the bullshit all caps messages -going to call MS directly to do everything i can to get you banned
SuperTy DX:
:>PRINT USER_TICKET.TXT
:>dear microsoft i'm so mad that someone keeps beating me and replying to my messages!!! pls ban him ;_;_
:>ERROR LAUGH OVERFLOW_
HoggyStyle19:
grow a pair of balls and try saying that to someones face. but u never will - u are a spineless worm
SuperTy DX:
:>ERROR_
:>YOU CAN NOT BE A TOUGH GUY IN AN INTERNET VIDEO GAME_
HoggyStyle19:
btw on phone with MS lady right now shes reading the harassing messages u send - keep going please
SuperTy DX:
:>DEAR MICROSOFT_
:>USER RAGEQUITS AND CALLS PLAYERS NAMES_
:>LOL.VBS.BAT.EXE_
HoggyStyle19:
your account is getting code of conduct monday morning - blocking communications - enjoy virginity
SuperTy DX:
:>ERROR: NEED YOUR HATEMAILS TO FUNCTION_
:>THEY ARE DELICIOUS_