2008-10-05, 01:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 2008-10-05, 02:25 PM by 0mgP1r4tes.)
Ladies and Gentlemen, the end is near. Why you may ask?
As you may not know, there is a surprisingly, albiet creepy, correlation with activities by Miss Hilton, and the downward spiral of the United States of America.
Huge Note: I pineappleing hate Paris Hilton. I cant stand her smugness, I hate how she gets out of anything by throwing money at it. What started this was I had the misfortune of watching tv as an ad for her new show came on. The show is all about people basically telling her how much they worship her. This is obviously not good. Even without this many sucking up to her, all these horrible things have happened. As soon as this show starts to air....god help us all.
Early 2003: Paris Hilton's sex tape is released. The United States, along with coalition forces, invade Iraq.
Mid 2003: Paris Hilton starts dating Nick Carter. Bush declares "Mission Accomplished" aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln.
Late 2003: "The Simple Life" premieres. Insurgency forces nearly double in number and their frequency of attacks.
Early 2004: Hilton founded Heiress Records (because no other record label will sign a contract with her, due to lack of talent). A suicide bomber blew up a pickup truck packed with 1,000 pounds of explosives outside the headquarters of the US led coalition killing about 20 people and injuring more than 60. During the Muslim eid, two suicide bombers kill 117 and wound 235 at two Kurdish buildings in the northern Iraqi city of Arbil. Truly a turbulent time
Late 2004: In the autumn of 2004, Hilton released an autobiographical book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose. Insurgents detonate three car bombs killing 41 people (34 of them children) in the Shi'ite Amil area of southern Baghdad. The blasts, which wounded 139, occurred shortly after U.S. troops had celebrated opening a new sewage system and distributed sweets to children.
Early 2005: In 2005, Hilton lent her name to a chain of nightclubs (Club Paris). Nearly 2,000 people die or are wounded in Early 2005 from Insurgency bombs and attacks
Mid 2005: Paris gets engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. At least 29 people are killed and more than 100 injured in a wave of car bomb attacks targeting Iraqi security forces in and around Baghdad
Early 2006: Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol. She bitches and moans until she is released from jail. The al-Askari Mosque bombing occurs, 130 lives are taken, hundreds more injured.
Early 2007: Paris claims she is the "iconic blonde of the decade"' and compared herself to Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe. A car bomb killed 20 and injured 45 others at a market in Aziziya a week later
I could go on and on...but it gets even more grim
Take it as you will, but honestly I believe Paris Hilton getting this show could potentially keep us in Iraq forever
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As you may not know, there is a surprisingly, albiet creepy, correlation with activities by Miss Hilton, and the downward spiral of the United States of America.
Huge Note: I pineappleing hate Paris Hilton. I cant stand her smugness, I hate how she gets out of anything by throwing money at it. What started this was I had the misfortune of watching tv as an ad for her new show came on. The show is all about people basically telling her how much they worship her. This is obviously not good. Even without this many sucking up to her, all these horrible things have happened. As soon as this show starts to air....god help us all.
Early 2003: Paris Hilton's sex tape is released. The United States, along with coalition forces, invade Iraq.
Mid 2003: Paris Hilton starts dating Nick Carter. Bush declares "Mission Accomplished" aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln.
Late 2003: "The Simple Life" premieres. Insurgency forces nearly double in number and their frequency of attacks.
Early 2004: Hilton founded Heiress Records (because no other record label will sign a contract with her, due to lack of talent). A suicide bomber blew up a pickup truck packed with 1,000 pounds of explosives outside the headquarters of the US led coalition killing about 20 people and injuring more than 60. During the Muslim eid, two suicide bombers kill 117 and wound 235 at two Kurdish buildings in the northern Iraqi city of Arbil. Truly a turbulent time
Late 2004: In the autumn of 2004, Hilton released an autobiographical book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose. Insurgents detonate three car bombs killing 41 people (34 of them children) in the Shi'ite Amil area of southern Baghdad. The blasts, which wounded 139, occurred shortly after U.S. troops had celebrated opening a new sewage system and distributed sweets to children.
Early 2005: In 2005, Hilton lent her name to a chain of nightclubs (Club Paris). Nearly 2,000 people die or are wounded in Early 2005 from Insurgency bombs and attacks
Mid 2005: Paris gets engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. At least 29 people are killed and more than 100 injured in a wave of car bomb attacks targeting Iraqi security forces in and around Baghdad
Early 2006: Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol. She bitches and moans until she is released from jail. The al-Askari Mosque bombing occurs, 130 lives are taken, hundreds more injured.
Early 2007: Paris claims she is the "iconic blonde of the decade"' and compared herself to Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe. A car bomb killed 20 and injured 45 others at a market in Aziziya a week later
I could go on and on...but it gets even more grim
Take it as you will, but honestly I believe Paris Hilton getting this show could potentially keep us in Iraq forever