Everything is ok.

I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you... which it's just about to.

Don't believe me? Here. I'll put you on.



That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. No free Portal code for anyone.

Oh, just die already.