What are you playing?

"There, there, don't cry. Here, look at this! This is wonderful!"

"..."

"Now listen careful, and be amazed! How many times have you wished for a soap that could wash away anything!
The kid drew over your wall? You burnt your pots? You bled all over your best suit? This cleans 'em all!"

"..."

"...Hmph."

"W-well what about you, good sir with the angry gaze?"

"If you act now and order within the next 10 minutes, I'll slash the price in half! Hurry, supplies are limited!"

"Hehe. This is gonna make me rich! Then I can retire and relax in Corsius..."

"..."

"And that's not all, Bob!"
"You see this? Looks like a bottle of ordinary shampoo, right? But not just any shampoo..."
"It's the most amazing shampoo ever seen! It actually stimulates hair to grow at ten times the normal rate!"

"!!"
"Okay, let's see it."

"..."

I have to say the voice acting makes this part of the game far more fabulous than the normal part of the game.