Corrupt a wish thread!

[COLOR="Red"]You get depressed because there's still 365 days in a year, and each year takes up twice as much a chunk of your life. You're sick of waiting two normal years for your birthday, and commit suicide because after 41 normal years, because you still can't drink alcohol.


I wish for a never-ending pot of spaghetti that I don't strictly have to eat, or will harm me, and is not poisoned.[/COLOR]