The Wall of Bricks! v. 2.0

I strap highly explosive bombs to 50 dogs and throw a steak at the wall. Go doggies go!
Steak hits himes, doggies pick up steak and return to you.

I call forth Satan to rip open the Earth right underneath the walls. The earth also trembles, spewing sand and dust everywhere, revealing the Mr. Mime walls.
Sorry, Satan isn't avaliable right now. He's busy trying to destroy the original walls. (Someone built a second one.)

I also erect a lightning rod that is immune to all manner of physical battering.
Ok.

type in the cheat POWEROVERWHELMING (and the Konami code)
(chat)
KajitiSouls: POWEROVERWHELMING
KajitiSouls: ba (Assuming "start" is enter.)

I take a gigantic crap on the wall O_o
What, did you eat tons of self-serve yogurt?! :f6: Anyways, the wall is pissed and shoop-da-woops you.

I build a giant laser in outer space that orbits the earth. This laser is fired much like an atomic bomb, only energy is channeled and concentrated into one beam. And it's indestructible. And is controlled by me.
Ok. I dare you.

erich, ablu, you guys are dead. Same rules as spirits were last time.
~I cast a summoning. <sigh> It's only 10 Crimson Guardians. T_T

Alchadeno:
Wall: 74,890
Shield: 200
A thundercloud surrounds the wall.
A soft-serve yogurt restaurant, next to the wall.
Invisible Mr. Mime Walls
Spies: 3

Jemunist:
A Zerg Hatchery, Hydralisk Den, and a few Sunken Colonies
A Magikarp
ablu's tanks
KajitiSoul's lightning rod. Indestructible.
Ben's Orbital Laser
Dead: ablu, erich.

Neutral:
a couple hundred Himes, 10 Crimson Guardians