April Fool's Day 2011

凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: My dad, his girlfriend and I are being kicked out of the house this weekend.
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: We haven't found a place to live either...
Ransu: Damn
Ransu: You'll have to figure something out soon or else you'll be stuck in a hotel or something for a while
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: We don't have that kind of money...
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: My dad was turned away from every house and apartment due to bad credit scores, so we're practically going to have to live on the streets from now on.
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: No internet, no TV, no games, nothing.
Ransu: You can't go live with anyone else?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: Like who? The only people we really know around here are my Uncle and his family and they definitely don't have enough room in their apartment for even one more person.
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: You know what you can do for me, though?
Ransu: What?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: You can laugh your ass off, because this is April Fool's!
Ransu: Oh haha very funny

Har.