2011-03-31, 08:49 PM
Man, I had a rough day today but this made my day.
Which tard thought this up? lol No seriously. Lemme share a story.
In highschool, the moment the bell rings, everyone jam packs the bus. One day, I really wasn't so lucky. I was exhausted, I got a window seat and what happens? This big tall built guy comes in. He has nowhere else to stand, so he stands in front of me. He plays basketball and coincidentally, that day he came from basketball practise (I saw him walk from there). Now, all my life, I've been very very very scent sensitive. I try to stay as far away as I pineappleing possibly can be from the folks who take a shower in perfume/cologne and the men's changeroom (and oh my god I could smell it from 10 pineappleing meters away -- no joke. It reeked. BAD! Especially since they loved to prop the doors open after they've done their business .. to get rid of the stench.) Anyway, so when the bus starts to move, the folks standing automatically grabs the handle .. to keep from falling. And this guy? Oh man. He was okay when he stood in front of me. But when the bus moves and his arm shot up to grab the bar? Holy pineappleing pomegranate. I had such a hard time trying to breathe and not vomit. That forest under his arm? It smelt nasty. Concentrated BO right there. The worse part? He threw axe cologne into it. Please. Don't do this. =\ It doesn't cover up pomegranate. Or I swear to god you won't have a girlfriend for long.
By the way, washing ur hair with only water will only lead to itchy scalps and continuously oily hair. A kid I've babysat had done this. And yes .. it smells. >.> Ever looked at the bus windows when u have the window seat? There's usually a small round spot of oil on it. Not hard to figure out that it came from someone's head. Very gross. I'd like to also point out that dirty scalps are the best places for small critters like lice.
Edit: submitted post several hours late -- i hit send and went to bed without realising it didnt send. Anyway, i agree that everyone's body is different but people do sweat and that's the biggest thing. This thread like.. assumes everyone is the same.
Which tard thought this up? lol No seriously. Lemme share a story.
In highschool, the moment the bell rings, everyone jam packs the bus. One day, I really wasn't so lucky. I was exhausted, I got a window seat and what happens? This big tall built guy comes in. He has nowhere else to stand, so he stands in front of me. He plays basketball and coincidentally, that day he came from basketball practise (I saw him walk from there). Now, all my life, I've been very very very scent sensitive. I try to stay as far away as I pineappleing possibly can be from the folks who take a shower in perfume/cologne and the men's changeroom (and oh my god I could smell it from 10 pineappleing meters away -- no joke. It reeked. BAD! Especially since they loved to prop the doors open after they've done their business .. to get rid of the stench.) Anyway, so when the bus starts to move, the folks standing automatically grabs the handle .. to keep from falling. And this guy? Oh man. He was okay when he stood in front of me. But when the bus moves and his arm shot up to grab the bar? Holy pineappleing pomegranate. I had such a hard time trying to breathe and not vomit. That forest under his arm? It smelt nasty. Concentrated BO right there. The worse part? He threw axe cologne into it. Please. Don't do this. =\ It doesn't cover up pomegranate. Or I swear to god you won't have a girlfriend for long.
By the way, washing ur hair with only water will only lead to itchy scalps and continuously oily hair. A kid I've babysat had done this. And yes .. it smells. >.> Ever looked at the bus windows when u have the window seat? There's usually a small round spot of oil on it. Not hard to figure out that it came from someone's head. Very gross. I'd like to also point out that dirty scalps are the best places for small critters like lice.
Edit: submitted post several hours late -- i hit send and went to bed without realising it didnt send. Anyway, i agree that everyone's body is different but people do sweat and that's the biggest thing. This thread like.. assumes everyone is the same.