2011-03-30, 08:09 PM
What if you finally meet a nice girl and she really wants to put your phallus in her mouth? You agree and she begins to work her way downward. She stops suddenly, and is taken aback by a powerful odor. plantain cheese residue that wasn't fully removed has already begun to grow and smell, despite it only being 3 hours since you last showered. She runs home, and you later receive a call where you learn that she has committed suicide.
And you are specifically named in the note as being the one to ruin all of her hopes and dreams. Nice going. She really liked you, but you didn't even like her enough to properly wash your genitals. Jerk.
And you are specifically named in the note as being the one to ruin all of her hopes and dreams. Nice going. She really liked you, but you didn't even like her enough to properly wash your genitals. Jerk.