The Wall of Bricks! v. 2.0

Prepare for pain, a decree of pain
Mutae's dead, bricks blow up, hypnox's dead.

I take the Magicarp and replace the "c" with a "k", to make it less pathetic.
Magikarp learned tackle! Ooh, so much better! -.-

i give the wall this eye test
Wall shoots it before it goes blind. (Not that that would do much.)

then when it tries or fails to read it, i summon 9 more cannons that fire infinite rounds at the fake wall while trying to hit the real wall
Shield -100. Wall hurls lightning bolts from the cloud at the cannons, destroying them.

*Gwen tosses the loose pants at the wall at speeds that even rival Owen's flying speed as a missile.*
These bounce harmlessly off a fake wall.

Imma firin mah laz0r!!!!!!!!!!! Bwaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wall is lit immune, remember? But, shield isn't. -200

~I finish my summoning spell. Pineapple, it's only a couple hundred Himes. >.>
Trying again...

Alchadeno:
Wall: 74,890
Shield: 200
A thundercloud surrounds the wall.
A soft-serve yogurt restaurant, next to the wall.
Invisible Mr. Mime Walls
Spies: 3

Jemunist:
A Zerg Hatchery, Hydralisk Den, and a few Sunken Colonies
A Magikarp
ablu's tanks

Neutral:
a couple hundred Himes