Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, now DeadMine.net exists.

I wish for a new computer chair and desk, that isn't broke, prevents boredom all the time, is not infected with some sort of harmful, does not explode, gives me and everyone on Earth who doesn't pineappleing suck pumpernickel immortality and eternal youth, doesn't smell, look, or feel funny, and that me and everyone else who doesn't pineappleing suck pumpernickel would all be happy and healthy. I think I finally found an airtight wish.

You play it so much and become so obsessed with it that you lose your eyesight and can no longer use it.

I wish this were the, "Feed Matt Ice Cream" thread.