Are whites racially oppressed?

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How the pineapple is 74.8% a minority -_-

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Ask Eric Cartman. He probably knows.

As for equal rights, I simply believe that people should have equal rights and oppertunities regardless of race, religion, gender, etc. and that no laws should favor one race or gender (among other things) over another. For example, if women want equal rights, then they should also have to sign up for the selective service, just like how men are required by law (although I'd much rather prefer removing the selective service). Then things like Affirmative action should not exist as it does favour some people over others for factors that people have absolutely no control over.