2011-03-20, 02:42 PM
I had a dream where I was on some grand adventure to find some dark secret about Nintendo or something. I went to some top secret place and talked to some lady who was tracking...I dunno, something and saying stuff like "I don't know how they managed to do that, but they have it set to private, which is illegal in this country and bla bla bla" and then some Darth Vader looking dude. Well, not really, he talked like Darth Vader but had a fishbowl helmet with what looked like the mouth piece of a gas mask and was shirtless with leather pants, but had a HUGE wart about the side of another head on his hip that jiggled. But he didn't walk, he was attached to some device on the wall that transported him places. He came in and told me I know to much and pretty much threw me out the studio. And then some skunk with glasses on my shoulder said something like "damn, studio 10 couldn't get us anywhere...if only we could find studio 11"
And then I backed up a bit and the "studio" (which looked like 4 Mayan pyramids fused together with roman numerals above each entryway) and saw that one entrance at the top that was closed had no numeral on it. "That's the one!"
So I ran down the passageway to make my way to the stairs leading to it, and from behind I hear vehicles. Some cow with a mohawk and and sunglasses is driving a motorcycle while two dudes in a car with a Gatling gun mounted on it are driving behind. So I manage to make it to the wall next to the stairs first and just barely dodge the cycling cow. As he crashes into the wall he says something that I assume to be the name of the special move he pulled off or something. I forgot what he said, but it was something stupid like "Shockslap one."
So he backed up. I start climbing up the stairs and he rides up the side of the wall to follow me and then tries to slap the wheel on me while starting up the first syllables of his move's name again. But I throw my hands up to knock him off balance and he falls to the bottom of the pyramid with the cycle landing on him, and then it explodes. I dunno what happened to the other guys, but I woke up around this point. It'd be cool if I remembered what happened at the start of the dream. Why did I have a science skunk as my sidekick?
And then I backed up a bit and the "studio" (which looked like 4 Mayan pyramids fused together with roman numerals above each entryway) and saw that one entrance at the top that was closed had no numeral on it. "That's the one!"
So I ran down the passageway to make my way to the stairs leading to it, and from behind I hear vehicles. Some cow with a mohawk and and sunglasses is driving a motorcycle while two dudes in a car with a Gatling gun mounted on it are driving behind. So I manage to make it to the wall next to the stairs first and just barely dodge the cycling cow. As he crashes into the wall he says something that I assume to be the name of the special move he pulled off or something. I forgot what he said, but it was something stupid like "Shockslap one."
So he backed up. I start climbing up the stairs and he rides up the side of the wall to follow me and then tries to slap the wheel on me while starting up the first syllables of his move's name again. But I throw my hands up to knock him off balance and he falls to the bottom of the pyramid with the cycle landing on him, and then it explodes. I dunno what happened to the other guys, but I woke up around this point. It'd be cool if I remembered what happened at the start of the dream. Why did I have a science skunk as my sidekick?