2011-03-19, 01:08 PM
Terrible game. I was Cho'gath testing out his nerfs. So at the beginning I was laning with a Jarvan, and I told him to scout out the opponent lanes a little bit to find out if I should build Cloth Armor or that Magic Resistance Armour. He was like "No wtp you noob Cho'Gaths should always build Warmog's first." Then we had a big argument on which was better: defense or hp. He was like...(please also keep in mind he loaded the match quickly).
J: Dude Cho'Gath has the highest natural defense in the game.
Me: Dude he gets one of the highest hps in the game due to Feast. Plus Defense is more cost efficient and damage efficient.
J: STFU I've been playing Cho'Gath almost every game.
Me: Then why the hell didn't you pick ChoGath and instalocked into Jarvan when I said "No one wants to be a tank again, eh?"
J: It's better to build HP. It provides both magic and physical defense.
Me: Not until they rape you with Madred's Bloodrazor.
So we bickered, but things eventually simmered down (he did yell at me when I finally blind guessed and chose cloth armor, though) when we did a sweet first blood combo on the opponent. However, during mid game he utterly fails at killing the opponent/protecting his ally not 1, not 2, but 3 grand times. He blames all of it on lag. Fed up, I said
Me: Dude your character isn't frigging moving weirdly. Also you loaded this match the fastest out of everyone. You're not lagging. Just pick it up and we can win.
J: S
T
F
U
I'm
lagging
why
else
would
I
type
like
this
Me: What, lag causes your pinky finger to go into spasms?
We eventually surrendered at 25:00 ish.
J: Dude Cho'Gath has the highest natural defense in the game.
Me: Dude he gets one of the highest hps in the game due to Feast. Plus Defense is more cost efficient and damage efficient.
J: STFU I've been playing Cho'Gath almost every game.
Me: Then why the hell didn't you pick ChoGath and instalocked into Jarvan when I said "No one wants to be a tank again, eh?"
J: It's better to build HP. It provides both magic and physical defense.
Me: Not until they rape you with Madred's Bloodrazor.
So we bickered, but things eventually simmered down (he did yell at me when I finally blind guessed and chose cloth armor, though) when we did a sweet first blood combo on the opponent. However, during mid game he utterly fails at killing the opponent/protecting his ally not 1, not 2, but 3 grand times. He blames all of it on lag. Fed up, I said
Me: Dude your character isn't frigging moving weirdly. Also you loaded this match the fastest out of everyone. You're not lagging. Just pick it up and we can win.
J: S
T
F
U
I'm
lagging
why
else
would
I
type
like
this
Me: What, lag causes your pinky finger to go into spasms?
We eventually surrendered at 25:00 ish.