2011-03-16, 09:09 AM
I laughed. A lot.
What makes this so damned funny is that we had a near identical situation arise at my high school back in 2002 when I was a junior. Only there was no Zangief pile-drive, just a severely shattered hand and wrist. Our lunches were split up into three thirty-minute periods through out the span of two hours. As juniors and seniors, we were in the c-lunch period, which just so happened to be the lunch all of the special-needs guys ate in. They were a great group of guys, too. They were all as nice as they could possibly be. Two to three days out of the week I'd eat over at their table because a few of them could actually carry on a great conversation with you. Anyway, amongst these guys was a very tall, burly cross-eyed guy named David Asker, but everyone called him Davy because he preferred it. He was severely mentally retarded, couldn't hardly talk, and had a very noticeable deformity in his hands, but he always knew how to make everyone smile.
One day as I was leaving my AP Biology class, Davy was walking past our band hall and a Mexican kid not much bigger than the one that got Michael Chiklis'd in this video approached. He started giving Davy the finger and cursing at him in Spanish, all while trying to shake Davy's physically disabled hands. BIG mistake, dipshit, big mistake. As he reached over to try and shake Davy's hand out of pure spite, Davy grabbed back. When he did, he pulled an "Of Mice and Men" on him and literally crushed the kids left hand, leaving him screaming in pain. It didn't take long before there were teachers swarming the halls. By this time, Davy was already in tears, and completely unaware of what was going on. All he knew was that someone was being a douchebag, so he fought back the only way he could. The kid ended up having a severely shattered hand and broken wrist that required surgery to fix. Several pins, needles, and plates later, the kid returned to school with a huge cast on his left arm, which served as a daily reminder that he got his world rocked by the "retard" he was trying to bully.
All in all, if you are fucking dumb enough to bully someone twice your size, be ready when the curtain falls, because you're not going to get any sympathy from me. Sure it would have been terrible if that kid had sustained bigger, more debilitating injuries. I would have never wanted him to be completely destroyed, and he wasn't. He was Zangief'd by a kid twice his size for thinking he was tough shit. Part of letting your nuts drop and growing up is learning when to realize that, more often than not, there's always a bigger person. So yes, I'm glad that kid got the sense beat into him. I bet he won't ever fuck with Casey or anyone else bigger than him again. >_>
What makes this so damned funny is that we had a near identical situation arise at my high school back in 2002 when I was a junior. Only there was no Zangief pile-drive, just a severely shattered hand and wrist. Our lunches were split up into three thirty-minute periods through out the span of two hours. As juniors and seniors, we were in the c-lunch period, which just so happened to be the lunch all of the special-needs guys ate in. They were a great group of guys, too. They were all as nice as they could possibly be. Two to three days out of the week I'd eat over at their table because a few of them could actually carry on a great conversation with you. Anyway, amongst these guys was a very tall, burly cross-eyed guy named David Asker, but everyone called him Davy because he preferred it. He was severely mentally retarded, couldn't hardly talk, and had a very noticeable deformity in his hands, but he always knew how to make everyone smile.
One day as I was leaving my AP Biology class, Davy was walking past our band hall and a Mexican kid not much bigger than the one that got Michael Chiklis'd in this video approached. He started giving Davy the finger and cursing at him in Spanish, all while trying to shake Davy's physically disabled hands. BIG mistake, dipshit, big mistake. As he reached over to try and shake Davy's hand out of pure spite, Davy grabbed back. When he did, he pulled an "Of Mice and Men" on him and literally crushed the kids left hand, leaving him screaming in pain. It didn't take long before there were teachers swarming the halls. By this time, Davy was already in tears, and completely unaware of what was going on. All he knew was that someone was being a douchebag, so he fought back the only way he could. The kid ended up having a severely shattered hand and broken wrist that required surgery to fix. Several pins, needles, and plates later, the kid returned to school with a huge cast on his left arm, which served as a daily reminder that he got his world rocked by the "retard" he was trying to bully.
All in all, if you are fucking dumb enough to bully someone twice your size, be ready when the curtain falls, because you're not going to get any sympathy from me. Sure it would have been terrible if that kid had sustained bigger, more debilitating injuries. I would have never wanted him to be completely destroyed, and he wasn't. He was Zangief'd by a kid twice his size for thinking he was tough shit. Part of letting your nuts drop and growing up is learning when to realize that, more often than not, there's always a bigger person. So yes, I'm glad that kid got the sense beat into him. I bet he won't ever fuck with Casey or anyone else bigger than him again. >_>