F'uckin' MICAHEL PHELPS!

Can brittany sing? no
Can brittany Dance? yes
Can Brittany spread her legs and pop out another 20 kids? most likely since she's a slut
Does Phelps sing? maybe some girl needs to ask him out to a singing place XD
Does Phelps Dance? Nah he doesn't need to all he has to do is flex
Does Phelps get laid? Most likely especially now XD
Does Shawn Johnson Dance? Well she's decent looking so its possible
Does Shawn Johnson get laid? I would say most likely unless she follows Palin's "abstinance" BS that we know doesn't work for 99.99% of america
Does Shawn Johnson sing? probably what young girl DOESN'T sing

Now who do I think is better? PHELPS because!!!!!!!!!!!!
He won 8 pineappleing medals bitches thats not easy thats harder than getting brittany to stop having sex

lmfao? she can't sing..why do you think she has won best international artist? because she sucks at singing? no.
she's has 2 kids in 27 years..

8 medals? pineapple britney won way more.

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Awards in the year: 40

* AOL Awards
o Best New Artist
* Billboard Awards
o Female Artist of the Year
o Albums Artist of the Year
o Singles Artist Of The Year
o Best New Artist
* Bravo Gold Awardss
o Best International Female Vocalist

* Capital FM London Awards
o London’s Favourite International Female Artist
* Europe Awards
o Most Fanciable Female
o Best Dancer
o Best Female Hair
* Gold Disc Awards
o Best International New Artist
* Golden Bravo Otto Awards
o Best Liked Artist of 1999
* Hollywood Reporter
o Best female Artist
o New Artist of 1999
* France Mellier M6 Awards
o Best Video for "...Baby One More Time"
* MTV Europe Music Awards'
o Best Song for "...Baby One More Time"
o Best Pop Act
o Best Female Solo Artist
o Best Breakthrough Act
* Much Music Awards
o Best International Artist
* Music Week Awards
o Highest Selling Singles Artist in the UK for "...Baby One More Time"
* Premios Amigos (Spain)
o Best International Artist
* Popcorn Awards
o Best International Artist
* Austria Rennbarn Express Awards
o Best New Artist
* Rockbear Awards from Aftonbladett (Sweden)
o Best New Artist
* Spanish Premios Amigo Awards
o Best International Female
* Smash Hits Poll Winner
o Best Female Solo Artist
o Best Dressed Female
o Most Fanciable Female
o Best Dancer
o Best Female Hair
* Teen Choice Awards
o Choice Single "...Baby One More Time"
* Holland TMF Awards
o Best Newcomer
* Indonesia Magazine Music Awards
o Best New Artist - Baby One More Time (*tied wth Westlife)
o Best Female - Baby One More Time
o Best Pop Song - Baby One More Time
o Best Song - Baby One More Time (*tied with Backstreet Boys' I Want It That Way)
o Best Dance - (You Drive Me) Crazy
o Best Video - Baby One More Time
o Trendsetter Of The Year (special award)
* Grammy Awards

"...Baby One More Time"(pop vocal)

[edit] 2001

Awards in the year: 18

* Blockbuster Entertainment Awards
o Favorite Pop Female Artist
* Echo Awards (Germany)
o Best Female Artist
* J-14 Awards
o Best Tattoo
o Best Piercing
* Nickelodeon's Choice Awards
o Favorite Female Singer
* Rolling Stone Magazine Awards
o Artist of the Year
* Smash Hit Awards
o Best Female Artist
* Pepsi Awards
o Peoples Choice for Best Female
* Premios Mixup
o Favourite Female Artist
* Teen Choice Awards
o Choice Hottie Female
* VH1 Awards
o Best Bellybutton Appearance
* World Music Awards
o World's best-selling Pop Female Artist
o World's best-selling Dance Female Artist
* Indonesia Magazine Music Awards
o Best Female - Lucky
o Best Pop Song - Lucky
o Best Dance - Stronger
o Artist Of the Year
* Yahoo!
o Top Searched Artist of the year

[edit] 2002

Awards in the year: 13

* Barbie Award
o Barbie Girl
* Cosmopolitan Magazine
o Fun, Fearless Female Of The Year
* 23rd Golden Raspberry Awards
o Best Actress for Crossroads
o Best Original Song for "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woma"
* Indonesia Magazine Music Awards
o Best Female - I'm a Slave 4 U
o Best Dance - I'm a Slave 4 U
o Hottest Video - I'm a Slave 4 U (special award)
* MTV Asia Awards
o Best Female Artist
* Neil Bogart Memorial Fund
o Children's Choice Award
* Popstar Magazine
o Poptastic Female Singer
* Rolling Stone Magazine Award
o Best Dressed Female
o Best Female artist,
* Teen Choice Awards
o Top Searched Artist of the year
* Yahoo!
o Dream within a dream tour,
* Emmy Award
o Outstanding Technical Direction - Britney Spears Live from Las Vegas

[edit] 2003

Awards in the year: 10

* Hollywood Walk of Fame
o Recipient
* Hollywood Life Magazine
o The 10 Most Toned in a new Hollywood
* Japan Golden Disc Awards
o Best International New Artist
o Best International Music Video ("I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman")
* Glamour Magazine UK
o Woman Of The Year
* Golden Music Awards
o Best International Video for "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"
* Popstar Magazine
o Poptastic Female Singer
* TRL Awards
o First Lady Award
* Indonesia Magazine Music Awards
o Best Pop Song - I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
o Best Dance - Overprotected
* Yahoo!
o Top Searched Artist of the year

[edit] 2004

Awards in the year: 26

* Billboard Awards
o Best-selling Dance Single of the Year- Me Against the Music
* Brasil Music Award
o Best International Female Artist
* FHM Sexiest Woman in the World
o Number 1
* 25th Golden Raspberry Awards
o Best Supporting Actress for Fahrenheit 9/11
* MTV Europe Music Awards
o Best Female Artist of the Year
* Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards
o Choice Song: Toxic
* Popstar Magazine
o Popastic Video Right Now (Toxic)
* Rockbear Awards
o Critics' Choice Best Video of the Year ("My Prerogative")
* Teen Choice Awards
o Choice Single ("Toxic")
* Holland TMF Awards
o Gridlock Award
* TRL Awards
o Gridlock Award
* Indonesia Magazine Music Awards
o Best Female Artist - Me Against The Music
o Best Dance - Me Against The Music
o Best Collaboration - Me Against The Music (with Madonna)
o Best Style in a Video - Me Against The Music (special award)
* Visual Effects Society
o Best Visual Effects in a Music Video - Toxic
* Yahoo!
o Top Searched Artist of the year
* Guiness World Record
o 4th Best Selling Female Artist In Music History

[edit] 2005

Awards in the year: 14

* BMI Cable Awards
o Best Television Theme Song ("Follow Me" from Zoey 101)
* Golden Music Awards
o Music Video of the Year - Toxic
o Rock/Pop Album of the Year - ("Greatest Hits: My Prerogative")
* Groovevolt Awards
o Video of the Year: Toxic
o Best Female Album: In The Zone
o Best Song Performance by a Female Artist: Everytime
o Most Fashionable Artist
* Grammy Awards
o Best Dance Recording - Toxic
* Indonesia Magazine Music Awards
o Best Pop Song - Everytime
o Best Dance - Toxic
o Best Video - Everytime
o Artist Of the Year
o Hottest Female of the Year (special award)
* Yahoo!
o Top Searched Artist of the year

[edit] 2006

Awards in the year: 7

* Indonesian Magazine Music Awards
o Best Pop Song - Someday (I Will Understand)
o Best Unreleased Track/Song - I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)
* Vh1 Big In 06' Awards
o Big Mama
* Covina 06' Awards
o Best Female Artist
o Best Pop Song - Someday (I Will Understand)
* Yahoo!
o Top Searched Artist of the year
* Israel Teen Choice Awards
o Best female singer

[edit] 2007

Awards in the year: 10

* Billboard Music Poll
o Best Album of 2007, "Blackout"




* Yahoo!
o Top Searched Artist of the Year

[edit] 2008

Awards in the year:13





* Hit Music Awards
o Best International Album
o Best Song

* Imperio Music Awards
o Best Album
o Best Female Video "Gimme More"
o Sexiest Video "Gimme More"

* MTV Video Music Awards
o Video of the Year "Piece of Me"
o Best Female Video "Piece of Me"
o Best Pop Video "Piece of Me"

* MTV Europe Music Awards
o Album of the Year "Blackout" (Nominated)
o Best Act of 2008 (Nominated)
o Best Act Ever (Nominated)

* NRJ Music Awards
o Best International Album: Blackout

* Guiness World Record
o Most Famous Celebrity

* MTV Video Music Brasil
o Best International artist( TBA )

and it's britney. not brittany.