2008-09-28, 12:34 AM
I'd shoot McCain (THIS IS A JOKE IF YOU'RE A FBI/NSA/CIA/ETC AGENT). Then use my awesome charm to convince Palin to subjugate Russia. Force mandatory military enlistment for males and females at the age of 18. Double the defence budget, and of course devour the economy. Then we'd be in the same position as if we elected Obama and everyone will be happy.
As for people complaining: Don't worry. You're too dumb to realize the truth yet... America is doomed no matter who we elect.
Note: America will crumble. America will go the way of Rome: a dictatorship with enough military influence (yes, that means conscripts & expansion of industry via war economy) to deter China, Russia, Iran, N.Korea, "terrorist" groups, terrify Europe, and smash any nearby American revolts (Canadian, Mexican or otherwise). Also, it'll probably develop orbital rail guns that fire 250mm tungsten rods, or we'll be destroyed. And no Americans or foreigners would want that or allow that to happen. << Prophetic.
As for people complaining: Don't worry. You're too dumb to realize the truth yet... America is doomed no matter who we elect.
Note: America will crumble. America will go the way of Rome: a dictatorship with enough military influence (yes, that means conscripts & expansion of industry via war economy) to deter China, Russia, Iran, N.Korea, "terrorist" groups, terrify Europe, and smash any nearby American revolts (Canadian, Mexican or otherwise). Also, it'll probably develop orbital rail guns that fire 250mm tungsten rods, or we'll be destroyed. And no Americans or foreigners would want that or allow that to happen. << Prophetic.