The wall of STEEL!

I kill myself.

The wall thinks you're patronizing it. So it revives you and kills you again.

[The wall doesn't consider you important enough for your own image.]

You're dead.

I never go within a 10 mile radius of the wall. This wall can't have my heart like randompeep's wall did.

The wall doesn't like randompeep's wall. It shoots a rocket propelled nuke at you for your treachery.




You're dead.

I give the wall a hug. Then I shank it while it's overwhelmed by my affection.

Just before you shank it you notice a knife in your back. The wall had the same idea.



You're dead.

I decide for Peace not war and Blast the ska while skanking.
Like a pickle
A SKANKING PICKLE!

The wall hates Ska, and pickles. It drops a 10ton weight on you.



You're dead.

My wall can be defeated. I just choose when.

(Thanks to dumbpineapples though, they made it a lot harder. gg )

Once again, the wall doesn't like your wall. It summons a giant sword pillar to impale you.
The camera also zooms out; we need more room.



You're dead.

I open the latest memory editor, proceed to bypass WallGuard, attach to process WALL.EXE and edit the wall's HP to 0.

The wall has a better guard then Nexon, so it autobans you.



You're banned.