Finally joined, now where is that ____ you promised?

Hello Southperry, this is ShinkuDragon joining.
>looks at username
>looks at where this thread is located
>looks at post count
>looks at "date joined"
>looks at several other obvious indications i am new

darn.
well, i am new and you know it hahaha, i always find "introductory posts kind of awkward, but ehh, who gives i guess, so here's some info about me:

currently on my 20's, hailing from Panama (meaning i know spanish, and my english will be weird at some points.) i started playing maple long enough to not remember exactly when, more than 4~5 years ago i am sure though, back then all i wanted was to become a Dragon knight, eventually i managed and as of right now i have my DrK with my same name at his 150's

back then i played only for fun, just to be able to see dragons coming out of my attacks, to roar HHG 1, and well, simply have fun around.

i am older now, those dreams are DEAD

ok, no, i lied, i still play for fun, i don't mind if my damage is better or not that his damage, i can shoot dragons, so i don't really care, however as i grew, i also enjoyed figuring the math behind my little avatar, how stuff worked, and with each day, i started to visit this site for such info.

i hail from basil, not to bash on the community, but it's kind of... "flame-y and immature" most of the time i can't discuss (or see a discussion) of something in the game, without getting the usual trolls and stuff, so i decided to separate my hobbies, and finally come here, this mainly due to some discussion that happened a few days ago where one couldn't express their opinion without being called dumb.

so i am hoping to find a nice home here too, and that you find a bud in me, i like math and pokemon, don't really care about many things, and likes having fun.

now, this turned out quite big, but i still demand you give me the ______ you promised southperry! (fill the blank with whatevr you please, also, inb4 chinchillas EVERYWHERE)

and without any further delay, to lurk moar and the game mechanics section!

What did I just read? Anyways, welcome to SouthPerry. If you're a female, which you're obviously not, you're going to have people trying to hump you constantly.

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But since you don't seem to be, you're fine. Enjoy your stay.