2011-02-25, 02:38 AM
Hello, Stephen. I want to play a game. Strapped to your chest is a device set to explode. Be careful not to touch it too much, it's a little sensitive. Your days on Southperry contained you being unnecessarily rude toward other members. You have failed to realize that there are real people on the other side who do take things personally. Before you is a wooden plank. This plank has survived much time of termite damage, much like the mental damage others have suffered due to your dickishness. Be careful, though. If the plank gives out, you will plummet to your death. Beyond this plank is a chamber. In this chamber, you must make a sacrifice. The key to the device is lodged between your Radius and Ulna in one of your arms, just beyond the wrist. If you fail to obtain the key, the device will detonate and you will lose your life. You have 60 seconds. The choice is yours.