Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but it wishes for the Poke-a-man theme song. D:

 Spoiler

I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Chorus
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Chorus

Chorus

I wish I could bring sexy back, without getting pwned.

Granted. You are so sexy a hot blonde wants to sleep with you, and you are diagnosed with HIV six months later.

I wish i could make up my mind as to what Maple character to play.