2011-02-18, 01:04 AM
Kunagisa Wrote:>walk into Gamestop
>cute Asian girl is working behind counter, exactly as planned
>grab copy of Touhou vs Arcana Heat, walk to counter
>slip on random urine puddle and crash face first into register
>hear sickly crunch and tink-tink as my rotten dicks snap and fall behind counter
>black out for 10 seconds, lose control of my bowels
>regain consciousness, realize I am lying in my own dicks
>Asian girl covering mouth, crying in disgust
>attempt to flee store
>shoelaces caught on Cabela display
>trip and crash sprawling into gameguide rack
>Rocco Botte statue falls directly onto my testicles
>vomit straight up, running into face and plantain
>flailing around on merchandise, gibbering and crying
>blindly grope for door, knocking everything crashing
>finally stagger into sunlight
>limp towards bus stop in rain, humiliated
>"Hey, wait!"-- Asian girl walks outside store
>"You forgot your homo anime game", tosses game in puddle
>she wants to pineapple
What the pineapple did I just read?