The wall of bricks!!

I will now start using the 6 pokemon team I prepared.

ZYXWVUT sent out Abomasnow.



Abomasnow's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Hail began to fall! (All non-ice types lose 1/16th of maximum health every turn. This would be calculated from the 1,000,000, resulting in 62,500 health lost every turn. "Turn" is defined as every update made by the person running the thread.)

The opponent, the Wall, will fight for itself. Because it is stationary, as stated by the thread starter; "Wall seems interested, then remembers it can't move."; it cannot be faster than Abomasnow. Abomasnow attacks first.

Abomasnow uses Leech Seed on the Wall. This has a 90% chance of hitting the Wall. If it does hit, it will result in the Wall losing 1/8th of its maximum health every turn (125,000), with Abomasnow gaining the same amount at the same time. However, Abomasnow's maximum possible HP with maximum IV's and EV's is 384, so it would stay at that health.)

The Wall must now make a move. After the move, the Wall will lose 187500 health if Abomasnow is capable of fighting and the Leech Seed attack has hit. If it has fainted within this turn, or Leech Seed missed, it loses only 62,500 health from Hail, as there will be no pokemon to drain its health.



I will use a random number generator to obtain a number between 1 and 10. If the number is 2 or higher, the Leech Seed attack hits. If the number is 1, the attack misses.

I rolled a 3. The attack is successful.

 Spoiler

Actually, the next Pokemon you send out will have the benefit of the seeds.
...and I feel at fire attack coming from the wall for some odd reason...

EDIT: awwwwwwight 300th post