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HELLO ZELKOVA I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME



HELLO ZELKOVA

IT SEEMS THAT YOU THINK THE INTERNET IS YOUR PERSONAL PLAYGROUND HELLO ZELKOVA

YOU HAVE THRUST YOURSELF INTO FOLLY AND MIRTH AND HIDE BEHIND A COWARD'S MASK WHILE AMUSING OTHERS AT YOUR EXPENSE
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I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME

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HELLO ZELKOVA I WOULD LIKE

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LET'S  PLAY A GAME

NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU ARE HUGE ENOUGH OF A BI'TCH TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THIS SITUATION

THERE EXISTS AN INTERNET BEYOND THAT WHICH YOU'VE GROWN COMFORTABLE PENETRATING

INFILTRATE AND BECOME THE ESSENCE OF WHAT YOU STALK. EMBELLISH YOUR WALL WITH AN EROTIC FAN COMIC OF THE MUPPET BABIES.



REDEMPTION LIES AHEAD. YOU MUST PLUNGE DEEPER INTO THE BOWELS IN ORDER TO GET OUT OF IT.

WHEN THE CLOCK REACHES ZERO THE DOOR WILL CLOSE, AND YOU WILL BE BANNED FOREVER.

ALTERNATE TASK: AMPUTATE YOUR LEGS