The wall of bricks!!

Anything involving the butane moat is ignored, as there is no more butane, (as pointed out by Russt).

I summon the thunder cats and the super monkey team hyper force go monkey's to pwn the wall
Without the machine's influence, the wall simply blasts them out.

I "will take the body parts and put them up on the wall and bring the dark disaster
Slifer was never summoned.

Franken Roid? D: You just can't let me have any fun. :X
I could blow you up, if you prefer.

I use it to lure IsaacGS to be under my control.
Fail.

I throw a large block of ice into the moat to freeze the glass.
Ice by itself can't freeze a thing.

I throw some mexican jumping beans at the wall =)
They rebound harmlessly.

the wall to make it feel bad. Yeah. How do you like that, huh?
The wall is not amused. You get a brick thrown at your head.

I use Ice Bolt on the wall and I have Expert Water Magic.
You freeze the water on the wall. Back to square one....(Ice=1000)

*uses it on the wall to dry it off*
One post too late...

I use Implosion with Expert Earth Magic btw.
Your magic fails because of the No Digging Rule. And because the wall is immune to instant-kills and the mortar is strong again.

I also get a 10th grade yellow gem to fire at the wall and it gets a triple hit!
-300 x3

use THAT to lure IsaacGS
Fail.

I hang out with Humpty Dumpty on the wall. Then I push him off. Hopefully we'll get all the king's horses and men to properly rush the wall in an attempt to get me down
The knights are fried. Humpty Dumpty becomes a delicious omlette. omnomnom.

Yet, Issac?
No.

On topic: I summon an infested terran base and make infested terrans (suicide bombers, pretty much) I smash them against the wall.
Base, check. Attack, (sigh) blown up in moat.

I swear many times at the wall in an attempt to well not really accomplish anything... So, wall, how does it feel to not have my love anymore? Does it sting, DOES IT STING?
No it does not.

Gives the wall a power elixir
It has been an honor knowing you guys. *sniff* (Wall= 1000000)

I kick the wall with smoldering hot metal kleets
Ice-100.

My magical Solar Powers Dry up the Moat
No sun. and Molten glass doesn't evaporate.

i summon zakum on the wall XD
A valiant effort, but futile, nonetheless

Ok, this is an improvised chart. I need to get off now, so I have simplified it to spirits and HP.
HP: 1000000
Spirits: Alloy

Don't post more than once tomorrow, as I have Back to School Night, and won't be able to respond tomorrow.