Valentines/Singles Awareness Day

I had a righteously fun time with random people from my office. Some I knew, some I didn't.
We played strip poker and I won but ended up showing my boobs.
Yes, they are real and they're spectacular. o_O

Sounds like f- oh wait.

SO, TRUE TO MY WORD, I DID GO OUT TO PLAY POOL, AND I HAD A GRAND MOTHERF'UCKING TIME.
some random dudes invited me to play with them, since it was the lone me and the three of them, so they offered a 2-on-2 match.
I WON BOTH FUCKING GAMES.
then we went and played BLOps in the pool place's video game room.
GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME HAND OVER FOOT.
but
BUT I HAD A GRAND F'UCKING TIME. MUCH FUN WAS HAD.
you jelly SP? No, you're all f'ucking assh'oles saying you got laid instead.
ANYONE CAN GET LAID. HARDLY ANYONE CAN SAY THEY CAN HAVE A RIGHTEOUSLY FUN TIME WITH RANDOM PEOPLE YOU MEET IN A POOL HALL.

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