Am I the only schmuck that's not dexless?

The difference between Chaos's level 130/140 sets and what we're already capable of scrolling is far too insignificant to worry about. It would take a lot of time and funding (primarily because the 140 stuff is from Empress) to be better with the DEX equips.

The main difference is we are talking about a dk here which can equip a lvl 130 fast 5 pa. That alone more than makes up for the 160 dex requirement.