2011-02-04, 04:36 AM
Hey guys, what if we found a little kid in the street that couldn't speak our language to tell us their address? It's perfectly fine to keep them if we're cruel enough to take money off the floor, right? I mean, if you're such a horrible and broken soul that you'd take $200 off the floor, you surely must not care about taking this helpless child as your own possession, right? Finders keepers.

