2011-02-01, 02:03 AM
MariaColette Wrote:Oh my god. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.Hm, this made me go over to FanFiction.net and fish up Kal's profile, mainly because I wanted to show you his Ranger's Treatise, which is quite possibly the most hilarious story detailing regular Maple Life back in the old days.
I LOVE that fanfic. I sadly never finished reading it but I got very far in it and it kept me on the edge of my seat every chapter. Seeing it mentioned again makes me want to continue reading it, maybe even start over since the last time I read it was about two years ago.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3230346/1/Rangers_Treatise
Small preview from the more random parts.
Zer's Axiom of Zombies
The first person you meet at Zombies will tell you to go screw yourself.
Zer's Axiom of Zombies, Corollary 1
Leaving your channel for 30 seconds just because you need to take care of nature will result in a KS war.
Proof of Corollary 1 (7)
Note: You have to have some knowledge what a two-column/statements and reasons geometry proof is in order to be able to reap the full humor of this little tale.
Statement 1: You are in a Zombie Channel.
Reason: Given
Statement 2: You have to be AFK for a bit.
Reason: You have to go pee.
Statement 3: Someone wanders into your now-still channel.
Reason: Cruel fate.
Statement 4: You get back, only to find that said person has now possessed your channel, acting like they were there first.
Reason: Said person is a callous, sadistic moron who knows that you were there first, but won't admit it. (8)
Statement 5: Said person tells you to go do something inappropriate, not to mention anatomically impossible.
Reason: See Zer's Axiom of Zombies.
Statement 6: A KS war begins.
Reason: You don't take kindly to being told to do something of a questionable nature.
Thus, the corollary is proved.
Q.E.D. (9)
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I noticed there was an update on his profile recently.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/564282/Kal_Ancalas
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3289406/27/R...he_Archers
Apparently he just came back very recently. He tried out Big Bang.
As it turned out, my lovely old PC made the game nearly unplayable, because MapleStory is not quite as fun when it takes you all of 5 seconds to press the space bar and use Strafe, during which some level 150 guy with a spear twice as big as he is comes up and nukes the entire map with something that looks like it belongs in an episode of Gurren Lagann. That, and apparently the Big Bang screwed up every single map in the game. Yeah. Finding my way around Henesys was a treat. Still, I did find the Stone Golem Temple, so that's something, I guess.
Nexon did at least one thing right, though. They kept the music for Ellinia.
Like before, it was beautiful.
And he's out to revise Revolt of the Archers.
I wish I could say that it's just a story about MapleStory, big deal, get over it, but that would be a slap in the face to everyone who's ever written a story about MapleStory, and everyone who's ever written fanfiction at all. Just because it's about MapleStory doesn't give you the right to slack off because it's not about Final Fantasy or something, and just because it's fanfiction of all things doesn't give you the right to slack off because it's not a "real" story.
Besides, it wasn't just any story.
It was Revolt of the Archers.

