2011-01-31, 04:58 PM
Here's the actual calender:
January: More glitches overlooked and relevant tickets closed for no reason.
February: Spill coffee on computers.
March: Rampant exploits go unfixed.
April: Fool the average user into thinking we give a damn about them.
May: The month we actually get off our asses and pretend to do stuff.
June: Boy is it hot, server overheating means it's Bob's turn to buy a new fan for $10 at Wal-mart.
July: Celebrate the birth of America by clogging up your etc inventory with useless items.
August: Go to the beach by staying home.
September: Back to School-for you...less work for us...means nothing actually happens.
October: Boo. U scared now? Also, roughly cut&paste KMS code to make it look like we know how to code.
November: Oh no, an obvious exploit we've overlooked since January
December: Rollback to January
January: More glitches overlooked and relevant tickets closed for no reason.
February: Spill coffee on computers.
March: Rampant exploits go unfixed.
April: Fool the average user into thinking we give a damn about them.
May: The month we actually get off our asses and pretend to do stuff.
June: Boy is it hot, server overheating means it's Bob's turn to buy a new fan for $10 at Wal-mart.
July: Celebrate the birth of America by clogging up your etc inventory with useless items.
August: Go to the beach by staying home.
September: Back to School-for you...less work for us...means nothing actually happens.
October: Boo. U scared now? Also, roughly cut&paste KMS code to make it look like we know how to code.
November: Oh no, an obvious exploit we've overlooked since January
December: Rollback to January