Truly genetic children for gay couples.

SOCIAL SECURITY AGENCY: "Mother's maiden name?"
BOY: "I don't have a mother."
SSA: "You... you don't have... have a mother? I'm sorry, could you say that again?"
BOY: "I don't have a mother."
SSA: "Surely you must be joking."
BOY: "No, I have two daddies. My dad gave birth to me."
SSA: "Uhuh - sure. Listen, go and get your daddy and tell him to come talk to me."

DAD: "Yes?"
SSA: "I don't know what kind of person you are, but how could you lie to your child? You told your son you gave birth to him?"
DAD: "But I did."
SSA: "..."