The wall of bricks!!

...so you go completely rimebound...doesn't make grammatical sense to me. Unless rimebound is an adjective.

I collect the following items:
Box of fireworks
Firewood
first-aid kit
remote control
gasmask
gunpowder
twenty sandwiches

I eat Alloy's tacos. I aim the battering ram at the wall and ready it. I drain the toilet of any water that may be inside. I take a handful of fireworks and gunpowder, along with the steel balls and the marbles, and throw them in the epic toilet. I position the toilet behind the battering ram. Using the lighter, I light a stick of firewood. I stand back a few yards and toss the stick into the toilet. I run in the opposite direction.

I set to work fixing the TV.

I take everything except teh sandwhiches, and make a deadly device. I also get some C4, and some poison. I make a remote controled poison machine, and make a bunker in front of the wall. I take the gas mask and go in tehre with the remote, and hiot the power switch. Phantom Forrest is now alive with fireworks, flaming trees, and a dense poison cloud around the wall.