The wall of bricks!!

Puts on a THICK jacket, much like the ones warn in "The Day After Tomorrow", when the father were walking in the middle of the storm to save his son. Yeah a jacket like that, and I propose again.
Remember the burning moat? You get third degree burns.

sees a plane plumeting to the ground, towards the wall. it was fried by the EMP waves.
crashes into the snow. a wing and a jet engine are flung toward the wall. However, the engine explodes while crossing the moat. The explosion moves the wing just over the wall. Part of the wing and shrapnel from the explosion hit the ice. (-50 Ice hp)

I throw all Shawn Johnson Southperrian fans into the wall except me.
They are fried in the moat. :0

I wanna get a bionic exorcist to remove your spirit from the wall
EMP fried all bionics in the area.

Some of the snow refreezes into ice. (+5 Ice Hp)

Ice Hp= 55
Wall HP= 149,920
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nuclear winter. Everything is ice-immune, and anything not cold protected is ignored.
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall. (Mdef +300)
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Blankout: an Empoleon
randompeep: a Fire Staff
Misc.:
a spirit may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Spirits: erich, GMSInfighter, jrvillareal.