2008-09-20, 10:03 PM
I send out Empoleon. Since he's part Steel, he's immune to poison. I tell it to use Surf, then recall it into its ball, and then I go visit erich.
Surf does not put out the moat (butane is not put out that easily), and the wall does not take damage. It is now fire-immune.
I summon the carpenter who built the brick wall and tell him to UNDO HIS MISTAKE.
Two problems. One, no carpenter built the wall. Two, the builder is me, and I respectfully disagree that the wall is a mistake.
I fire another nuke.
The nuke misses the wall by 8.5 miles. The blast nullifies the next 5 posts. The wall takes a little shockwave damage. (-20 HP) Also, an EMP wave prevents electronics from working. In your haste, you accidentally launch too many, resulting in nuclear winter.
The area is in nuclear winter. It is intensely cold, and unless you do something to block the cold, your post does nothing. The water on the wall has frozen, despite the fire. (Ice= 100HP) It will melt in time if the winter is reversed.
Seeing that at the moment I can't do anything, I light a fire.
Ice= 100hp
Wall HP= 149,920
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nuclear winter. Everything is ice-immune, and anything not cold protected is ignored.
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall. (Mdef +300)
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Blankout: an Empoleon
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Surf does not put out the moat (butane is not put out that easily), and the wall does not take damage. It is now fire-immune.
I summon the carpenter who built the brick wall and tell him to UNDO HIS MISTAKE.
Two problems. One, no carpenter built the wall. Two, the builder is me, and I respectfully disagree that the wall is a mistake.
I fire another nuke.
The nuke misses the wall by 8.5 miles. The blast nullifies the next 5 posts. The wall takes a little shockwave damage. (-20 HP) Also, an EMP wave prevents electronics from working. In your haste, you accidentally launch too many, resulting in nuclear winter.
The area is in nuclear winter. It is intensely cold, and unless you do something to block the cold, your post does nothing. The water on the wall has frozen, despite the fire. (Ice= 100HP) It will melt in time if the winter is reversed.
Seeing that at the moment I can't do anything, I light a fire.
Ice= 100hp
Wall HP= 149,920
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nuclear winter. Everything is ice-immune, and anything not cold protected is ignored.
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall. (Mdef +300)
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Blankout: an Empoleon
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.