Your type of girl?

[COLOR="Magenta"]One with a penus-

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Though I would like to input my ideal guy.
Usually I like that guy who actually notices the little things, and is not afraid to be dorky with you. I like a guy who is clean and cares about his appearance, but is not too superficial. He has to have a great sense of humour, and loves to have fun. He has to know, love and play video games like myself. If a guy cannot appreciate/understand/enjoy with one of my greatest passions, then he won't be able to get his foot in the door. I used to like those pimentos (asshoIe), ones that are so tough and manly and treat woman terribly, but honestly I've finally realized its not worth it.

I like my world sugar coated, and I would love to have that knight in shining armor to be there for me, protect me, and love me.
And love Black Ops as much as I do.

He needs to be intelligent, because honestly if I'm quick as a whip and if a guy can't keep up with that, then its not worth it. I love having good discussions.

He needs to have a backbone. He can't be that kind of guy who starts crying when you start getting sarcastic, or when you even show the slightest sass. He can't get all whiney when you haven't gotten a chance to text him within the past couple of hours. Sorry, but I dislike those emotional emo children who all they do is be down on themselves, and cry about their low self esteem. Here's a clue guys, girls LOVE a guy who's proud to be who he is. Not a d!ck, but someone who is simply confident in his abilities. There is a difference.

Physically speaking, I'm not picky. Its all in the confidence if the guy is attractive or not to me.

Sexually speaking, he has to be totally comfortable with it. If he can make all these great sexual jokes and laugh along with me when I make one, you're awesome. I'm very blunt and pervy when it comes to this sort of thing, especially when talking about/watching girls, so its fun to talk to a guy with, even when we're totally not being serious at all. Oh and sex? I love sex, its awesome, borderline addict (just kidding). I just love to have fun.

Above all, I'd love for him to be like my best friend. A guy I can just hang out with and be a total nerd with, but then still be very intimate with.

Sigh, I have yet to find the holy grail....
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That is, couldn't handle the charming tale of prince walking contradiction; Didn't finish.

EDIT: took a second crack, it was just the first paragraph. I was too harsh in my original assessment. Also i just can't help but say that every girl I've met who has "caught on" who is now being progressive and has realized she's been dating pimentos (as every non pimento guy complains about) and has "changed" has actually kept dating pimentos. Unless you've really changed the way you veiw people (guys) that you've already met you probably haven't changed anything. The truth is women lump men into to categories upon meeting them. Potential friend, Potential date/boyfriend/whatever (unless they are insanley shallow/in highschool and have the third category, will not associate with, ready to use at hello). Do you want to be friends with assholes? No. Guess which category they end up in?

Until you have really considered the possibility of a relationship with your best (male) friend, can you honestly say, "Above all, I'd love for him to be like my best friend"?

Oh, and i might just be your grail, babe. OHOHOHOHOHO.