The wall of bricks!!

I build a tunnel under the wall. Begin the underground assault!
Your tunnel caves in, and the moat floods it.

I introduce the wall to heroin.
The wall can't use heroin, so you irradiated yourself for nothing.

I call upon god to pwn that wall XD
Jesus intervenes and stops god. He hangs a cross on the wall. This cross gives further magic def (+300). In the process, everyone and everything is moved to a divine cloud.

I kindly ask Randompeep to remove the wall.
Your request has been noted and unduly ignored. Thank you for the feedback.

I secret slip a roofy into the walls drink to try and "advance" things.
... and since when does the wall drink? You do succeed in poisoning the cloud, though. The cloud starts falling. >.>

z0mgc00k13's pokemon has fainted b/c of the poisoned cloud and returned to the poke ball.

Wall HP= 149,990
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Everyone is standing on a divine cloud high above the start point. (Never mind you can't stand on a real cloud) This cloud has been poisoned and is crashing to the ground.
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. This moat is also poisoned.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~Pink Post-its are on the wall, reminding Blankout to break down the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall.(Mdef +300)
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
z0mgc00k13: a pokemon with brick break. This pokemon has fainted
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.