The wall of bricks!!

uses my future-bishop's ult
Since you are not a bishop, no ult for you.

I stick pink Post-its on the wall, reminding me to break it down later.
Done.

I use my 1337 triple throw with shadow partner and crystal ilbis, equipped with a nice Maple Skanda on my pure luck nightlord on the wall
Due to the wall's sturdy nature, your 3 stars do little.

I throw an Olympic-sized pool's worth of lighter butane on the wall.
It flows off the wall and into the moat.

I call upon Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the wall down.
He manages to dislodge a few bricks, but kicking steel pwns his foot, and breaks it. Also, he catches lymphoma from the Francium's radiation.
(-10 HP)

Truly and honestly believe that the wall is not there, and it will cease to exist.
Keep wishing.

I shoot this guy in the face.
Ok. erich can still carry out plots in spirit form, should he be able to think of one that can get around not being able to grab anything.

Wall HP= 149,990
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments.
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~Pink Post-its are on the wall, reminding Blankout to break down the wall.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
z0mgc00k13: a pokemon with brick break
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.