BTA Is Awesome Mafia 2: Vanilla Office Life - Mafia Wins

The five of you that remain spend the night spread throughout the building.

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"Ehehe, only one more night..."

"And they don't even suspect it!"

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"Mhm, that was excellent..."

"..."

"...what?"

"...I've never been with... well, you know..."

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"..."
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DING

All of you awake to hear the sound of the elevator's timer hitting 0. The elevator doors begin to open, and you are about to step in, when...

"HEHEHEHE, NOT SO FAST. YOU HAVE TO PAY THE TOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~"

Holypie, DualReaver, ChaoticCJ, and Darkmaniak turn around to see NoJobNoRules laughing demoniacally.

DualReaver steps forward, putting herself between NoJob and the others. "I don't know what's going on, but I won't let you hurt anyone else!"

"HEHEHEHE, DEFENSIVE, ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU? IS THIS BECAUSE SHE SLEPT WITH YOU LAST NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT? IT'S NOT LIKE SHE CAAAAAAAAAARES WHO'S IN HER BED~"

Dual blushes at first, but then grows angry and launches herself at NoJob. "DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HER THAT WAY!"

NoJob, having not expected DualReaver to be so brave, is knocked back by the tackle. Dual prepares to punch NoJob, but finds herself unable to move.

"HEHEHEHE, TRIIIIIIIIIIIIICKED YA~"

NoJob, still laughing, somehow drags Dual through the floor and out of sight. The three of you that remain are left staring at the ground in shock.

Dear NoJobNoRules,

You are Jim Howard, an Officer. Having successfully integrated yourself into the group of workers, your job is to report workers to the Boss to be fired for their incompetence. Each night, your Lead Officer will pick an Officer to do the report, and a player to be their target. Barring any interruptions, the player reported will be fired.

You win when the number of town players is equal or lesser to the number of remaining mafia players.

Dear DualReaver,

You are Sarah Doe, a regular employee. The current problem with the Officers is a threat to your job, so you've banded together with the other
employees to find and shun them. You have no special powers.

You win when all mafia players have been eliminated.

It is Holypie that finally suggests that you move into the elevator. After all, maybe you'll finally be able to find some answers.

You all enter, and the doors close. The elevator begins to move downwards. Hours later, it is still moving. It's not until you hear the demonic cackling again that you realize you've made a mistake. Dark and CJ turn to Holypie, not knowing who else to blame, only to find that he has vanished. Suddenly, the lights go out. And then there is nothing.

Dear ChaoticCJ,

You are Kiera Merry, a regular employee. The current problem with the Officers is a threat to your job, so you've banded together with the other
employees to find and shun them. You have no special powers.

You win when all mafia players have been eliminated.

Dear Darkmaniak,

You are Sally Senjual, the Office Slut. You know exactly why you're being kept on despite your incompetence, but you really need this job. Each night you may send me a PM titled Night x - Sleep with USER. That player will be unable to do anything that night.

You win when all mafia players have been eliminated.

Note (not included in PM): To stop a mafia kill, they must target the Officer doing the kill.

"EHEHEHEH, I KNEW YOUR BOSS WOULD LOSE THAT BETTTTTTT. YOU PEOPLE REALLY ARE SO FOOLISH THAT YOU CAN'T TELL DEMONS APART FROM HUUUUUUUUUUUUMANS~"

Dear Holypie,

You are Max "The Flying Shark" Slinter, the Lead Officer. Having successfully integrated yourself and your officers into the group of workers, your job is to report workers to the Boss to be fired for their incompetence. To do so, send me a PM titled Night x - OFFICER Reports USER. You must specify which of your team members is the one that does the report, with yourself also being a viable option. Barring any interruptions, the player reported will be fired. If you are investigated, you will show up as a regular worker.

You win when the number of town players is equal or lesser to the number of remaining mafia players.

And with that, the Mafia has won.

So, now, my thoughts on the game: you guys failed horribly. Instead of going "Oh, there are vanillas, so we can’t rely on special roles to win this for us, so maybe we should post more to weed out who the mafia members are.” you went “HURP DURP NO ROLES NO POSTING WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.

And yes, it was a troll game. You expected roles. You did not get roles. You were trolled. This is compared to E6's game, where you expected everything, and got everything, with me being the only one who was actually trolled due to role loss. :<