The wall of bricks!!

Ok, first off, if you're from MT, you know how this works. (I remember this thread fondly. The only Spammers' Central thread I still remember, and it's dead. )

For those of you who aren't, here's the crash course:

There is a brick wall looming over the Funhouse. You are to destroy it in any way possible.

Instructions from Kraix, original builder of the wall:
Your goal is to destroy the brick wall. The wall is incredibly strong; stronger than any other brick wall. You can try to do anything to it, but things won't always go as planned. You may post only actions; the decision of the results is my domain.

Your posts:

Action (no spam, plz?)

My posts work like this:

Action
Result
...

Wall HP= ???
Other characters, effects, and objects:
...

I will try to post as often as needed, but we'll see...

Alright then, I'll start off easy:
HP: 100,000