Condolences Southperry.

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Trapping as a male however, instead of a female. People normally call it a reverse trap. But I have never really seen the point of saying reverse trap since it isn't the reverse of anything except a woman doing it instead of a man. That would be like going around saying all females are reverse males. But, I digress.

I'm really confused because Kurtle is flirting with TheBirds but I thought he and Jon were exclusive!

How could he cheat on me! I thought we had something special...

Hey baby.

You're never allowed to give me that look again!

The only picture I could find of Kurtle flirting with TheBirds.

So, I am a somewhat good looking half-black man in charge of America who a lot of people hate? Not sure if want.

edit: Finished reading your post, good luck with the apples thing. I find people are more trustworthy if you don't tempt them. But I've never met that 1 in a million IRL because I'm too shy of talking to strangers.

Aww, but you're so cute.

It seems like you know everything about us. But we know nothing about you.

I know everything about everyone on the forum that they have revealed within the confines of the forum. And maybe a little more. As for not knowing anything about me, that of course takes time since I have only just revealed myself truly for the first time.

Most questions regarding your background on this site have been deflected. Therefore making this thread more of a game of cat and mouse, rather than a genuine effort of introducing yourself to the community. Perhaps it is the fact that this enigmatic and mysterious aspect you have going for you right now is what you feel defines you and makes you feel special within the community. If that is the case, then I sincerely apologize for my intrusion.

Ah, there we go, I was waiting like 10 minutes for your edit.

No need to apologize. I will admit that I haven't been nearly as forthcoming about my background as I could be, however the purpose of such an act is not to be enigmatic, mysterious or special; but rather because it is the past. I have come out and introduced myself as I am now. And my past self is no different from my now self.