Found out earlier I only have a few months to live.

I faced Chuck Norris.

To be continued...

Can you help me out here? I'm undead and can't break through the coffin.

I f**ked your mother and this was the result.

Please do not rape my corpse

There's treasure buried in this coffin

The cure for cancer is...

Drag my coffin to the nearest church and ask the priest to revive me please.

Quick get a bishop and ask him to cast "Revive".

Re-spawning in 3... 2... 1...

F**king Campers!

F**king Rocket Whores!

Brb 3 days