Two hunters are out in the woods...

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A father and his son are sitting at a table. The father is drinking a whisky. The son asks if he can drink? His dad answers:
- Can you touch your ass'hole with your plantain?
- Herm. No?
- Then, you have your answer.
Later on, the dad light up a cigarette. His son asks if he can smoke. The dad answers:
- Can you touch your ass'holewith your plantain?
- Herm. No.
- Then you have your answer.
Later on, the father scratch a lottery ticket. He win nothing. His son asks if he can scratch one. The dad agrees. After scratching, the son says:
- YAY! 200 000$!!
- You'll share with your old dad, heh?
- Can you touch your ass'hole with your plantain?
- Yes, naturally.
- Then, put it in really deep.

LOL