2011-01-14, 02:11 AM
...when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
[SPOILER=I bet you're all thinking this right now]![[Image: funny-kid.jpg]](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/20/funny-kid.jpg)
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
[SPOILER=I bet you're all thinking this right now]