Condolences Southperry.

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Thanks. Welcome back to SouthPerry.

You should start posting in red again, mang.

I just had a epiphany,
I need to go to Tiffany's
Fendi on my slippers& my cookies always slippery
I don't need help,
I pay da bills on time
So I be yellin "Fu[SIZE="2"]ck[/SIZE] em"
With a dildo sign
Five little birdie, you a Three star
I aint sleepin when
I say I'm in my dream car
Oh did I studda?
Harajuku hyphen,
BarBie... I'm hot
I think it's time to put the rice in,
I was in da chair,
I was just gluing my weave in,
When you hit the stage
They was booin and leavin,
Young money red flag,
No more auditions
Ask Lil Zelk who the 5 star bit[SIZE="2"]ch[/SIZE] is!

I wish I was a guy so I could be with you Ceddy. <3

Dear sweet fuck.... what has science done?

Something good, I think.

This person knows SP in-jokes, and is a trap.
I like you already.
Welcome.

Wonderful.

We should mate.

UH!

i mean uh.

mate.

Balls first. My father always said you could tell a lot about a man just by his balls.

all over this thread.

No, Matt, you are the green. And then Matt was the color green.

...I have to say, this is the most weirdest welcome thread ever. xd

Spectacular!

Welcome back to Southperry, the land of chinchillas, pineapples, or opossums.

I'm betting you're Swerve. If you're not Swerve, you'll never live up to his sadistic long posts about humanity .

Not Swerve, but I wouldn't mind getting into a word battle with him if I am bored.

So, does this mean you'll take care of Southperry and prepare her meals in her time of need and great sorrow?

It's quite possible.