I don't know whether to call my dad gay...

Go ahead, I don't care. He'll laugh his ass off.


Oh, but then there's the whole thing where he has to register. He won't really know this THREAD exists, because he won't take the time to register, because he doesn't give a flying f'uck about anything MapleStory.

And since you're a mutual friend of mine, he won't give a f'uck, because that means you're not some random person asking/telling him shi't.


So either way, he'll laugh and brush it off.

And you question whether your father is gay or not? I wish I had your dad!