Why can't I stop thinking of you?

Oh hot chocolate, how you ran from me to be with mint. I couldn't believe that you would cheat on me. I never believed it possible. I screamed. Swore I'd never be had by your shenanigans again. But then you called me late the other night. You invited me to a threesome with you and mint. And against my better instincts, I accepted. And I'm glad I did.

Hot chocolate. Mint. Me. In my mouth.