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[SIZE="7"]The Official 101 Thread![/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]So easy, even silverquiver can understand it.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Yes, this is payback for this thread.[/SIZE]

Version 1.9 Made by ClawofBeta FINAL VERSION UNLESS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE MENTIONED POPS UP!
For all new Southperrians and people who just want a laugh.
Please read the entire guide, including all spoilers and credits, if you want the full effect of my crappy humor. Be warned that there is [I]a lot of content in this guide and I use over 9,000 a bunch of spoilers.
I am fairly knowledgeable on the delicate topic of Southperry as a pretty old user, but I am known to

• be unable to define the fine line between humor and insults,

• be arrogant,

• skim over rules,

• and I tend to be immature and make bad decisions.

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[SIZE="1"]I am such a pessimist.[/SIZE]

[SIZE="5"]Introduction[/SIZE]
So you came here to this Maplestory forum with no idea what would happen. Perhaps you are a refugee from Sleepywood, trying desperately to escape Adura's wrath. Or perhaps you were fed up with Basilmarket's community and wanted to have a smarter forum with the same comfort zone as Basilmarket. Or, as 99% of the people here, just wanted to see Fiel's extractions. This guide will help you familiarize yourself with Southperry, the land of chinchillas, pineapples, and opossums. Detailed explanations of every forum, popular threads, inside jokes, traditions, memes, and moderators will be posted. Please note that even though the MapleGuides event does end, this guide is by no means completed. After all, you could as well be creating a significant thread, become a moderator, or create a stupid meme.

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[SIZE="5"]Recent Updates[/SIZE]
v 1.9: Updated Market threads and added pictures![/color]

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[SIZE="5"]Disclaimers[/SIZE]
I am not a GM of Wizet. I am not a GM of Nexon. I am not a moderator of Southperry, Basilmarket, Mapletip, or Sleepywood. I am not Shawn Johnson. I am not a pedobear. I am not God. I am not Tiger. I am not Fiel. I am not a girl.[/COLOR]

[SIZE="5"]Table of Contents[/SIZE]
i: Introduction.
ii: Table of Contents
iii. Recent Updates
iv. Disclaimers
1: Forum
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Main

• Site Announcements

• Site Events

• Site Suggestions & Discussions

• Nexon Announcements

• Donate!

Extraction Stuff

• Fiel's Musings

• Sticky Note

• KMST Extractions

General

• Amherst

• General Maplestory

• Training Center

• MapleGuides

• Cash Shop

• Maplestory iTCG

• Technical Help

• World Forums

• Scroll Lock

• Maple Cinema

Marketplace

• Rules & Regulations

• Selling Board

• Buying Board

• Shops

Arts & Entertainment

• Youtube Central

• Open Canvas

• MapleAdditions

• General Entertainment

Social

• The Speakeasy

• Rubik's Cube

• Dungeon

• Pits of Hell

• Funhouse

Dead Forums

• Another World

• Shady Tree

• GMS Extractions

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2: Southperry IRC/Vent
3. Southperry Database
4. User CP
How to get There
Stuff You Can Do
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• Edit Your Details

• Edit Profile Picture

• Contacts & Friends

• Social Groups

• Edit Avatar

• Edit Signature

• Edit E-mail & Password

• Edit Options

• Edit Ignore List

• List (private) Messages

• Send New Message

• Track Messages

• Edit Folders

• List Subscriptions

• Edit Folders

• Event Reminders

• Visitor Messages

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5: Southperry Guild
6: Memes, Traditions, Inside Jokes, and Famous People

• Useful Lists

7: Misc. & FAQ(advertising, private server talk, and other information)
8: Copyright Information
9: Credits

[SIZE="6"]Forums[/SIZE]
Ahh...the forums. These forums are somewhat like an....educated Basilmarket. We are usually a boisterous bunch, but mature. There hasn't really been any bannings in Southperrian history, so this shows we really are mature...or the moderators are lazy. So, without further ado, here are the forum sections.

• [SIZE="5"]Main[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]Site Announcements[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: None.
The title is self-explanatory: announcements about the website. Fiel will keep updated on when the Southperrian server will be down, updates, and other information. Famous threads include the Donations 1.0, THE ALL IMPORTANT RULES AND REGULATIONS, and last, Moderators 1.0. Yes, all of these threads are stickied. I also urge you to at least skim the Rules and Regulations as I will not be providing them in this guide. Yes, even if you're like me and just skim it, read the dang rules. Southperry wants to keep its bannings low.

[SIZE="4"]Site Events[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: None.
Events for the website. Yes, it is kind of empty at the moment, but as this website grows more events will be added. Either that or when more great ideas are suggested.

[SIZE="4"]Site Suggestions & Discussion[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Foums: None.
Official Description: The collegiate think tank.
Something nagging you about the website? The necessity of an additional smiley? Perhaps a new skin? Well, throw your idea in here, and with luck, Fiel will add it on. No idea is stupid (I think) as long as it hasn't been repeated recently. Some ideas that have been already discussed and rejected are Merchanting forums, MapleSEA extractions, and censor issues. Please also search before you make one of these threads, if someone recently posted something similar, your thread will simply be locked.

[SIZE="4"]Nexon Annoucements[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: One more h... oops, delayed
Please note that this will probably ONLY CONTAIN MAPLESTORY ANNOUNCEMENTS, NOT KARTRIDER, AUDITION, OR OTHER NEXON-RELATED GAMES! Although only moderators can post here, you can post a Nexon announcement in the General Section and ask for a moderator to move it. Oh, and for annoucements with pictures, use the [noparse][IMG]Image tags.[/IMG][/noparse]

[SIZE="4"]Donate![/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: None.
Want to keep this website running? Then donate! You can only donate via Paypal, and you get extra special privileges when donating such as the stuff here.

• [SIZE="5"]Extraction Stuff[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]Fiel's Musings[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: He comments about the Life, the Universe, and Everything
Okay, maybe not about life, but it's about everything the creator of this website experienced in Southperry and real life. I highly recommend you to read how he started, it will clarify on what made Fiel move from Sleepywood.

[SIZE="4"]Sticky Note[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: For all of IsaacGS's information.
If you're wondering where did all of IsaacGS' stuff go, they're all in here. However, the iTCG stuff is still in its respective section.

[SIZE="4"]GMS Extractions[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: None.
Self explanatory, the files that Fiel (lol tongue twister) extracts from each Maplestory patch. This is only for Global Maplestory. We find a bunch of lurkers here, such as ItachiPower.

[SIZE="4"]KMST Extractions[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: None.
Files that Fiel extracts from KMST since Korea Maplestory, specifically the test server, is ahead of us. Neat information that you can brag to your Basilmarket buddies about.

• [SIZE="5"]General[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]Amherst[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: A place to say hello & ask newbie questions.
Yeah...the title and subtitle pretty much explains it. It is highly recommended that you post here to say hello to the community. At least five people will probably respond to your thread, compared to a different website's one or two. And yes, I will post this certain phrase, but that comes in the memes section.

[SIZE="4"]General Maplestory[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: Everything Maple-related
Yeah, pretty much anything Maplestory related. If you are unsure where to put your thread, chances are, it belongs here. I am way too lazy to link to all of the stickied and important threads, but they typically consist of ways to protect your account, the pre-patcher thread, and information relating to the latest patch. IsaacGs' threads got moved to the Sticky Note.

[SIZE="4"]Training Center[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: Beginner, Warrior, Magician, Bowman, Thief, Pirate, and Quests.
Official Description: Discussions on each job class.
Searching for training spots? How to kill a boss properly? What do you do for a quest? All of this, plus more, is here. Each sub-forum, excluding quests and beginners, has an "ask a class" stickied thread. Simple, one-sentenced questions usually belong here. All others probably deserve their own thread. And erm...what really annoys me is when people post "WUT CL4$$ SHULD i b3!?!?!?" without posting any preferences...so I made this thread.

[SIZE="4"]MapleGuides[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: Completed Guides and Five Star Guides.
Official Description: For the most elite guide writers
Most of your guides are located here. Many of these guides are actually UPDATED! And beware of KajitiSoul's "Paladin" guide, it would load for at least a couple of hours...

[SIZE="4"]Cash Shop[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: Outfits? Gachapon? 2x cards? Ooo baby.
All Cash Shop discussion belongs here. A couple of famous threads are The Offical Rate My Character thread, The Official Make a new Look thread, and The Official Rate My IGN thread. I have no idea how the last thread got here. Anyone, with or without nx, can post there.

[SIZE="4"]Maplestory iTCG[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: The booster pack mayhem
Discussion about the trading card game of Maplestory. Important threads are the stickied ones: iTCG Forging List and INFO, and IssacGS' thread of iTCG in-game item descriptions. Also, you can talk about the card game, not only the forging items :f6:.

[SIZE="4"]Technical Help[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: An invalid pointer? Wha...?
You got so mad that you died during Maplestory that you smashed your computer, and now you need help to fix your motherboard? That and other technical issues are located here. You will also find several threads on how to speed your computer up such as this one.

[SIZE="4"]World Forums[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: Scania, Bera, Broa, Windia, Khaini, Bellocan, Mardia, Kradia, Yellonde, and
Demethos.
Official Description: None.
Guild halls, Party Formations, and Zakum/Horntail advertising squads sub-sub forums are also located here. You cannot apply for a slot for a Zakum/Horntail run here, for they are on Sleepywood. Be wary of this forum, for there are many inside jokes only known to the higher levels of Maplestory. Please note that Fiel will not release the GMS Tespia forum until it actually comes out, which is probably be when pigs fly.

[SIZE="4"]Scroll Lock[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: The screenshot place
All screenshots belong here. No exceptions. You can and will find FelixTM and HayO posting in the Boss Battles Thread. Do not deny it.

[SIZE="4"]Maple Cinema[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: Guild Videos and Boss Videos.
Official Description: All of the videos go in here. No direct link downloads!
ONLY VIDEOS RELATED TO MAPLESTORY BELONG IN THIS SECTION! ALL OTHER VIDEOS BELONG IN THE YOUTUBE CENTRAL! In the past, Retalion wrote at least a paragraph critiquing your work in this section, but he's kind of inactive with school and stuff right now.

• [SIZE="5"]Marketplace[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]Rules & Regulations[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: None.
Eh, pretty much redirects you to...well...the Rules & Regulations thread. Oh, and there's no price checks allowed here...the moderators are pretty lenient on that, but eh, just saying.

[SIZE="4"]Selling Board[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: None.
Sell your items here. Keep in mind that you cannot put more than 3 items in one thread...that belongs in the shops. Oh, and you can sort by x category, too. Last...there's no auctions permitted. That's for Basilmarket. Anyways, I won't go on about all of the rules, since they're in here.

[SIZE="4"]Buying Board[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: None.
Buy your items here. Besides buying items, it's pretty much the same thing as the Selling Board.

[SIZE="4"]Shops[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: When you've just got too many items...
Sell your items here...in groups. Basically, if you have four or more items to sell, you put it here instead of the Selling Board.

• [SIZE="5"]Arts & Entertainment[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]Youtube Central[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: For the &feature=related in you.
ONLY VIDEOS NOT RELATING TO MAPLESTORY BELONG IN THIS SECTION! ALL MAPLESTORY RELATED VIDEOS BELONG IN THE MAPLE CINEMA!

[SIZE="4"]Open Canvas[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: Sig Shop and Help & Tutorials.
Official Description: An artist's paradise
Signature shops (usually free), drawings, comics and much more are here *Inserts more information on the Open Canvas.*

[SIZE="4"]MapleAdditions[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: Got a cool idea for Maplestory?
Anything that is fan created and you think you should add it to Maplestory, although Nexon has a 0.0001% chance of adding it. This could go from anything from new worlds to PvP maps, or perhaps new skills.

[SIZE="4"]General Entertainment[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: Music, Movies, PC Gaming, Console Gaming, and Anime & Manga.
Official Description: None.
Pretty much anything relating to manga, anime, sports, Shawn Johnson (just joking, didn't see any threads there yet), music, television shows, and etc. belongs here. There are also several game projects located here for some reason.

• [SIZE="5"]Social[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]The Speakeasy[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: Cool, collected chat over a good brew.
Basically, news, advice, and anything that does not relate to Maplestory, yet is not spam/forum games. An extremely popular thread is the Corrupt a Wish Thread, though it really out to be in the Funhouse.

[SIZE="4"]Rubik's Cube[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: Intelligent conversation
If you use ad hominems in this section you will be shamed forever. You can post one sentence replies and not get warned. You must also have facts. If something is doubtful, find sources. IsaacGS explains this more here.

[SIZE="4"]Dungeon[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: "I cast Magic Missile into the darkness!"
One of the two remaining boards surviving after the death of the Shady Tree. Fiel did not originally plan for this board to be created, but after someone created a popular RPG, and made other people make RPGs, this section was created. A popular RPG is FoM, and you can still join it....wait not anymore, sorry. Trip to the Mars Colony is extremely popular too, but right now sign-ups are closed...and it kind of finished.

[SIZE="4"]Pits of Hell[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: Rant in a post of fury!
Rant. May you feel better after you rant. However, please be warned that your problem may have other people supporting the other party in your situation, turning into a huge argument.

[SIZE="4"]Funhouse[/SIZE] Link
Sub-Forums: None.
Official Description: Spam spam spammity spam
Yes, you can spam here, but you cannot spam crappy stuff such as

1

Forum games are also posted here. A couple of famous threads include The Describe the User Above You thread and the Chinchilla Appreciation Thread (more will be explained on the chinchillas later).

• [SIZE="5"]Dead Forums[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]Another World[/SIZE]

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Ah, yes...the Another World section. The forum section was about a forum RPG game WandererWillow, Fiel's brother, was making, but due to circumstances entitled here, we would not be able to play . This forum section was deleted from the main menu. It was also where the meme "opossums" originated.

Anyways, if you want to post in there for some reason....O_O

[SIZE="4"]Shady Tree[/SIZE]

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One of the reasons this forum had died is because of inactiveness...but other than that I'm not quite sure. Maybe because the moderator retired. The active parts of this forum got split into two.

[SIZE="4"]GMS Extractions[/SIZE]

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Well, because Nexon sent a C&D letter to Fiel (read more in in his Musings...), he was forced to shut this forum now.

[SIZE="5"]SouthPerry IRC/Vent[/SIZE]
IRC stands for Internet Relay chat, and it's pretty much like instant messaging. Detailes, functions, and ways to get on are located here.

Anyways...here's an example of Java IRC and the chat that goes on. Please keep in mind the language filter is not in effect and most of the time the conversation is about sex.

 Heh, censored the inappropriate text.

The link to get there is this.

___________________________

Curious about how various members sound like? Always wondered if Fiel's voice was high-pitched or not? Then go onto the Ventrilo Channel, Vent for short. Details are here. The information for the Southperry vent channel is
ventrilo3.sjc.powervs.com
5023
I'm pretty sure you download it here.

[SIZE="5"]Southperry Database[/SIZE]
Oh my pineapple, Southperry has a database?
Well, duh. What's the #1 data-extracting website without a database?
In this current state on Southperry, however, this is "raw" data. This means Fiel did not really convert it to a user-friendly state. However, this always up-to-date. Anyways, right now it doesn't really have a button, but here's the links.
Character
Monsters
NPCs
Maps
Fiel's thread explaining the database.

[SIZE="5"]User CP[/SIZE]
This isn't exactly USER CP, as I'm integrating it with private messages and visitor messages. So...yeah. Well, why not start with how to get to the User CP? Please note that this section is mostly common sense and only for complete newbies at forums.

• [size="5"]How to get There[/size]

Click on User CP in the top left toolbar. If you seriously can't find it you're either seriously pathetic or you have pumpernickel in your eyes. If you want to exactly to know where it is, sheesh, here's a screenshot of where is it...

[spoiler=...you're that pathetic..?][/spoiler]

• [size="5"]Stuff You Can Do[/size]

 Your Profile

[SIZE="4"]Edit Your Details[/SIZE]

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Pretty much editing your e-mail, password, birthday, and the profile information. The profile information appears under your avatar.

[SIZE="4"]Edit Profile Picture[/SIZE]

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This is NOT your avatar. This appears when someone goes onto your profile when they click your name. Oh, and you can either post the direct link or upload it for yourself.

 Networking

[SIZE="4"]Contacts & Friends[/SIZE]

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Pretty much your friends, but not really your contacts. Friends appear with a "+" next to the name when you're looking at who's looking at a thread. When accepting a friend, make sure you check the checkbox before you hit "Accept." Some people just hit accept without clicking for some reason :f6:.

[SIZE="4"]Social Groups[/SIZE]

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You need to be of gold donator status if you want to create a social group. I don't really know what to do in one, as I never been in one on any forum. (hint hint...if I win first place, I'll create the Shawn Johnson user group...)
*Gets hit by Magus' banhammer.*

 Settings & Options

[SIZE="4"]Edit Avatar[/SIZE]

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The picture below your name when you post. Like the profile picture, you can either upload it or post the link of your picture. This will always be here when you post unless you do not have one or you change an option.

[SIZE="4"]Edit Signature[/SIZE]

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The text and images below someone's post. Like your avatar, it will always be there unless you don't have one or you change an option.

[SIZE="4"]Edit E-mail & Password[/SIZE]

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Self explanatory. You must know your present password to edit this (you should, how else would you log on?)

[SIZE="4"]Edit Options[/SIZE]

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Kind of obvious too. Choose the options for your needs. Edit your skin, timezone, private and vistor messaging options, etc.

[SIZE="4"]Edit Ignore List[/SIZE]

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Add or delete people on your ignore list. If view someone's post that's on your ignore list, it won't be there. Only his name and a message saying something like

This post cannot be viewed because Blankout is in your ignore list.

and an option to delete the person from your ignore list. If you choose to delete the person from your ignore list, then it will ask you to confirm. You could also hit the link in the top right corner of the post to view the post while having the user stay on your ignore list.

Blankout, I'm just picking a random example, and you're not on my ignore list .

 Private Messages

[SIZE="4"]List (private) Messages[/SIZE]

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All of the private messages you received and sent. However, what are private messages? Basically, an e-mail. You could only have 50 PMs (short for private messages) in your inbox if you haven't donated. And no, don't think dirty when you see someone type PMS.

[SIZE="4"]Send New Message[/SIZE]

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Send a private message. Has all of the forum smilies, fonts, etc.

[SIZE="4"]Track Messages[/SIZE]

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No idea what this does. Most likely you won't either, and you will probably never use this.

[SIZE="4"]Edit Folders[/SIZE]

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Add, name, and delete folders that stores your PMs. Most likely you'll never use this either.

 Subscribed Threads

[SIZE="4"]List Subscriptions[/SIZE]

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You can subscribe to threads :f6:. To subscribe to a thread, on the thread, go to the upper-right hand corner, open the Thread Tools window, and hit the option.

[SIZE="4"]Edit Folders[/SIZE]

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Add, name, and delete folders that stores your subscriptions. Most likely you'll never use this either.

 Miscellaneous

[SIZE="4"]Event Reminders[/SIZE]

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You will probably never even click on this since Southperry doesn't have a calendar.

 Visitor Messages

[SIZE="4"]Visitor Messages[/SIZE]

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Like a Facebook "wall." You can also view conversations you had with another person via visitor messages.

If you are a complete nub and you still don't get it, here's more information in the Southperry FAQ.

[SIZE="5"]Official Southperry Guild[/SIZE]
If you're in Khaini, you're in luck. You'll be able to join the Southperry guild! Join IsaacGS, Mira, Fiel, and more! Must-read information is here and here.

[SIZE="5"]Memes, Traditions, Inside Jokes, and Famous People[/SIZE]
Everything you need to know about everything so you don't look like an ignorant pineapple (see...if you read this, you'd understand what pineapple is). This is in alphabetical order. I only mentioned moderators, real life famous people that are mentioned a lot on Southperry, and owners of other websites as famous people due to a controversial issue. Please note that this does not include all memes.

• Accidently a Coca Cola Bottle

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Phrase. It was "bought" here from 4chan by Fiel in this Musing. Anyways, for the first couple of pages people who knew the meme were silently laughing at the people who had no idea what was going on. Hippy spoiled it with this post. So...yeah. Providence lol'd.

• Adura

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Dictator. Person. Owner of Sleepywood forums. His singing apparently crushes you like an elephant. Isn't Providence in any way, shape (especially), or form.

• Banished, The

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Southperry. Adura calls Southperry this; Southperry being the website Providence is found on.

• Banished One, The

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Fiel. Adura calls him this (not Providence).

• Basil

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Abbreviation. Short for Basilmarket. Providence doesn't go there at all.

• Basilmarket.com

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Maplestory Website. Known for its auctions, large community, and use of ad hominems. Providence thinks every insult directed towards ClawofBeta is relevant in every discussion.

• BM

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Abbreviation. Short for Basilmarket. BM can also stand for the Bambara language, which Providence doesn't know how to speak.

• Cactuar

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User. Moderator. It's not Cactaur, but Cactuar. Apparently a level 140 purple snail (referenced from a NxProse Q&A). Former verbal abuser/archenemy of Providence.

• Chinchilla

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Animal. The cute, adorable furry thing that Fiel apparently loves. We even have a chinchilla smiley and a thread devoted to chinchillas. Providence thinks pygmy goats are much cuter.

• Fiel

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User. Moderator.. Creator of this website. Chinchilla lover. Maplestory extractor. Brother of WandererWillow. A great guy. If you wish to know or stalk him view all of his Musings. Providence would hit that!

• Frylock & Meatwad

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Since I'm suppose to have frylock and meatwad together in the same sentence, I guess this is it. Oh, and I did have it earlier, but I removed it myself :f6:. Other people said Fiel removed the sentence from their guides when it got approved, mine apparently did not so I manually removed it. I'm readding this, just in case .

Oh, and why not make this a sort of a tradition/meme/whatever while we're at it?
Because ATHF is above memes. So speaketh Providence.

• Game, The

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Game.
BUA HA HA AH YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!! Anyways, this is what Fiel said about the game .
<Fiel> The Game is a game in which there's no entry fee to play. Everyone plays, whether they know it or not.
<Fiel>You cannot win The Game. You can only lose.
<Fiel>You lose the game by thinking about the game.
<Fiel> and upon losing the game, you must announce that you just lost the game.
<Fiel> well, there's a certain amount of immunity that most people grant after an announcement.
<Fiel> otherwise a gathering of five people wouldn't shut up about losing the game.
So that's it. Providence has beaten the game set on Hardcore mode, and on more than one occasion.

• InfractionPM

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Um...I suppose it's a moderator? Just hands out infractions in the form of private messages, I guess. Providence would hit that!

• IsaacGS

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User. Moderator. Probably one of the most useful people Maplestory has ever seen. He mostly specializes in Maplestory lore, but he contains incredible knowledge of other Maplestory stuff, such as archers. Isaac loves Providence more than Mira.

• JHunz

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User. Moderator. Other than the fact that he used to go to Sleepywood, I don't know him that much . Providence doesn't, either.

• Magus

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User. Moderator. Owns a banhammer. [COLOR="Navy"]SNES/Genesis era gamer who is currently addicted to Team Fortress 2, and enjoys the works of H.P Lovecraft. He'll normally edit posts just like this!
...
Talking in the third person is fun (Note: Dang, I never noticed his edit...the edit is in Navy.)[/COLOR] Providence would never stoop so low as to edit his own entry!

• MapleTip.com

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Maplestory Website. Owned by Stephen. Attempted to bribe Fiel with $10 for his unpacker. Providence doesn't really know what MapleTip is.

• Mira

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User. Moderator. Creator of the Ambition comics and has a guide on evil broken quests. Mostly browses the world forums, but she can be found everywhere, including the IRC, in which she is often seen making Providence cry. Very rude, she.

• Mr. Basil

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Person. Owner of Basilmarket. Apparently he's this dude. Providence used to KS him in Broa.

• Peach

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Object. Cuss censor for a female dog. Providence doesn't really love your peaches, and would never shake your tree.

• Pineapple

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Object. In Southperry, it replaces the F word. This can be highly amusing in the Pits of Hell rants.
Example:

WHAT THE PINEAPPLE IS PINEAPPLEING WRONG WITH YOUR PINEAPPLELING SELF? DO YOU PINEAPPLEING GET THAT I DON'T PINEAPPLEING WANT YOUR PINEAPPLEING STUFF? PINEAPPLE YOU!

Providence's favorite pizza topping.

• Pomegranate

 Spoiler

Object. It's the new curse censor for the S word. Here's the Wikipedia article for it since no one knows what a pomegranate is. Providence prefers cranberry.

• opossums

 Spoiler

Game. Heh heh heh, WandererWillow hates us for this. When he posted a picture of
Another World, someone pointed out in one of his tabs was the game "opossums." He became extremely defensive and blamed it on his girlfriend. The only reason that this is still alive is because I post it in every welcome thread, more on that later. Providence thinks this sounds like the title of a bestiality flick.

• Pumpernickel

 Spoiler

Object. Here's the Wikipedia entry if you don't know what pumpernickel is in real life. It used to replace the S word. (See Pomegranate) Providence uses this to make croutons.

• Shawn Johnson

 Spoiler

Person. I never would of thought it would of gone this far since I kind of "started" it. That being said, I also have a bunch of information on Shawn Johnson and Southperry.
It began during the pre-Beijing Olympics. I posted a message in my Sleepywoodian signature saying
"Shawn Johnson is going to win six gold medals!" or something like that. I kept on changing the fact, but it always remained about Shawn.
Then I joined Southperry, and did the same thing. I even changed my avatar to a picture of Shawn.
Then, came the PMs. GMSInfighter was like "OH MY GOD I LUUUUUUUV SHAWN JOHNSON TOO!" He changed his avatar to Shawn. We still have a nice little argument of who like her better.
Pretty soon, more users pmed/visitor messaged me about liking Shawn. They changed their avatars to a picture of her. These are the true copiers since most don't know who Shawn Johnson was during the Olympics :f6:. They somewhat stalk her now, though. Bacon thought it would be funny to have a whorish picture of her as his avatar. . I soon ate him .
Yeah, pretty soon, threads like this popped off and before I knew it, Shawn Johnson became sort of a legend here on Southperry.
Oh, and I am one of the best Shawn Johnson fans since I introduced her here . Jealous people will disagree. GMSInfighter is tied with me, though .
Also, if you're wondering who the pineapple is Shawn, click here.
Oh, and people are claiming that Shawn Johnson = Sandy Cheeks. Source. And stop god dang impostering Shawn. She doesn't visit Maplestory forums.

Wait wait, what did I just say? Who's Shawn Johnson? Providence thinks CoB has found a new object of his affection: Providence.

• Site

 Spoiler

Moderator. Not really controlled by anyone...except Providence.

• Sleepywood.net

 Spoiler

Maplestory Website. Used to be great, but due the harsh regime of Adura pretty much everyone moved here. A bunch of people still attempt to advertise Southperry on Sleepywood while dodging Adura's ban boob (yes Adura is a guy). Providence thinks Sleepywood is the petname of your grandfather.

• Southperry is on fire!

 Spoiler

Sentence. Originated in the IRC. I think it was from a drunk Fiel. Providence wasn't on during this endeavor, therefore, it never occurred.

• Southperry.net

 Spoiler

Maplestory Website. The website you're looking at right now. The #1 website in Maplestory data extraction/Providence.

• SP

 Spoiler

Abbreviation. Short for Southperry. That's all. Providence.

• Stephen

 Spoiler

Person. Owner of Mapletip. Providence has no comments regarding Stephen at this time.

• SW

 Spoiler

Abbreviation. Short for Sleepywood. That's all. Providence hates these boring abbreviation entries.

• WandererWillow

 Spoiler

User. Moderator. Fiel's brother. Administrator/moderator. Secretly plays opossums...possibly with Providence.

• Welcome to Southperry, the land of chinchillas, pineapples, Providence, and opossums.

 Spoiler

Sentence. I spam this on every Amherst thread which involves someone introducing oneself. Usually Kranzorbaken adds "...and pumpernickel" or says the sentence before I do. Some people also usually try to beat me to it and usually succeed . People also do parodies of this or add on, such as Opeth and PKProStudio, respectively.

• WTP

 Spoiler

Abbreviation. Cuss Filter. It stands for "What the pineapple" and fills in "What the F-word." Providence likes to see people complain about the censor.

• XBish's Afro

 Spoiler

Object. It owns everyone's Afro, including Mr. Basil's and Afrobean's. Known by its distinctive blue color and hugeness. His is apparently so sexy it makes you warm and stuff. Providence suffers from severe afro envy.

• Zaotsu

 Spoiler

User. Moderator. Guy. Found Southperry by chance. Anime / Videogame Whore. IRC whore and abuser of Bacon. Providence thinks he's SUPAH KAWAII.

[size="5"]Useful Lists[/size]
Well...this could be a place where you could look up stuff...:f6:.

ADMINISTRATORS:
Fiel
Flowsion
IsaacGS
JHunz
WandererWillow

MODERATORS:
Cactuar
iiMarik
Lylac
Magus
Mira
Providence
Saver
Zaotsu


ETC.
InfractionPM
Site

Moderators with a strikethrough means they're no longer moderators . Anyways, now there's a stickied thread on the moderators and their hobbies to solve the problem of finding a place where all of the moderators are posted.

Cuss Censor
Peach - B*t**
Pineapple - F***
Pomegranate - S***
WTP - wtp - What the f***

Userank Titles

 List of Usertitle Ranks

USERTITLE	POSTS
Electron	0
Proton	30
Neutron	100
Helium Atom	200
Neon Atom	300
Water	450
Mercury	600
Lead Ball	750
Can of Soup	900
Brick	1000
Chair	1070
Bed Mattress	1150
Desk	1200
Flatpanel TV	1270
Deluxe Refrigerator	1450
Olympic Weightlifter	1520
Polar Bear	1600
Alligator	1700
Euro Minicar	1750
Monster Truck Tire	1825
Muscle car	1900
Heavily armored Humvee	1970
School Bus	2050
Recreational Vehicle	2120
Sherman Tank	2200
Virginia Class Battleship	2300
Nuclear testing facility	2370
New York	2450
Europe	2570
Jupiter	2700
Interdimensional Rift	3000
The Chinchilla King	3500
Chinchilla Army	4000

So...yeah, that's pretty much it. I'll add more lists if anything that strikes my mind as a list pops up...

[SIZE="5"]Misc. and FAQ[/SIZE]

Can I talk about private servers?
Yes. Fiel says so here. However, even though you can talk about private servers, under absolutely no circumstances may you

advertise private servers or discuss how to implement/create a private server. Doing either of those things could cause an infraction all the way up to a banning.

Source.

How do I advertise Southperry on other websites?
Fun ways to advertise without being caught...sort of.

How do I do a strike-through?
The command is [STRlKE]strike[/STRlKE].

How do I quote?

[noparse]

This is how you quote.

[/noparse]

Oh my god how come your quote tags did not turn into...a quote?
It's because I used these [noparse][noparse][/noparse][/noparse] tags. You can use these for any tags, even noparse itself.

Why don't you have headers?
This is not Basilmarket. Just make your text bigger or something.

 How do I name spoilers?

[noparse]

 Name here

Content here

[/noparse]

How do I create the bullets like in your table of contents?
[noparse]

• Use these list tags.

[/noparse] If you want a more complicated bullet, look in the table of contents section of this thread.

How do you create tables?
Oh...er...um...go quote the contents in this thread and you'll see. Yeah.

How do you put an image here?
Go to imageshack.us or any other image-uploading website. Then, upload your image. Copy the "direct" url of the picture. Then, here, you insert it between these [noparse][IMG]image[/IMG][/noparse] tags. Try to put it into a spoiler so people with slower connections won't have to see a partially loaded image. It will also save space (on your post) and your post will look neater. Oh, and don't quote unspoiled images. Such a waste of space. If you have to quote something with a picture in it, remove the picture please.

How do you insert a URL and name it?
Use the [noparse]http://url[/noparse] tags. In the [noparse][url][/noparse] portion, enter = and then your website, so then it'll look like this:

[noparse][/url][/noparse]

Then, put the text you want to appear in between the two tags. The finished result should look like this:

[url=www.shawnjohnson.net]Shawn Johnson rules!

How do you put a Youtube video here?
Use these [noparse][YOUTUBE]youtube tags.[/YOUTUBE][/noparse] For the video, make sure you only have the number and letter part. For example, in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnQzG2CXngI you only put TnQzG2CXngI in between the tags. The finished result should look like this (without the spoiler):

 The Finished Result

[YOUTUBE]TnQzG2CXngI[/YOUTUBE]

What are the subtitles that appear below the avatar?
It varies with how many posts you have. For example, when you first sign up, you'll see it's Electron. It will slowly change as you post more posts. However, you can make a custom subtitle if you are a donator or a moderator.

 List of Usertitle Ranks

USERTITLE	POSTS
Electron	0
Proton	30
Neutron	100
Helium Atom	200
Neon Atom	300
Water	450
Mercury	600
Lead Ball	750
Can of Soup	900
Brick	1000
Chair	1070
Bed Mattress	1150
Desk	1200
Flatpanel TV	1270
Deluxe Refrigerator	1450
Olympic Weightlifter	1520
Polar Bear	1600
Alligator	1700
Euro Minicar	1750
Monster Truck Tire	1825
Muscle car	1900
Heavily armored Humvee	1970
School Bus	2050
Recreational Vehicle	2120
Sherman Tank	2200
Virginia Class Battleship	2300
Nuclear testing facility	2370
New York	2450
Europe	2570
Jupiter	2700
Interdimensional Rift	3000
The Chinchilla King	3500
Chinchilla Army	4000

Oh, and also...

Just so you know the boards that affect your post count:
- The Social section does not affect your count
- The trading section does not affect your post count
- All other boards do affect your post count

Credits to Fiel here for already typing out the ranks for me, heh.

Can I advertise a website here?
No, no, and no. You can and will get banned, as it happened to one unfortunate soul.

May I have a list of BBcodes?
Here.

I will add more questions as people ask them.

[SIZE="5"]Copyright Information[/SIZE]
YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO FREELY DISTRIBUTE ANY INFORMATION AS LONG AS YOU HAVE CLAWOFBETA AND SOUTHPERRY.NET ON IT! YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK ME FOR PERMISSION FOR ANY CONTENT ON THIS THREAD AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT MAKING MONEY FROM THIS! IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE MONEY FROM ANY PART OF THIS GUIDE, THEN ASK ME FOR PERMISSION! I WILL GIVE YOU THE PART TO YOU AS LONG AS YOU PUT CLAWOFBETA, AND SOUTHPERRY.NET ON THE PARTS THAT WILL GIVE YOU MONEY! FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO DO EVERYTHING WITHIN MY POWER TO DISCREDIT YOU, AND YOU ARE RESTRICTED FROM WHINING TO ANYONE THAT I'M DISCREDITING YOU.

Fiel, the owner of this website has the rights (slightly edited)

- To delete my guide for any reason (though he will always give me specific warning of a possible guide deletion)
- To move my guide within the forums at his discretion
- To discard my guide if it fails to comply with the rules presented in this topic
- This list is not inclusive of all rights guaranteed to Fiel.

Source.

[SIZE="5"]Credits[/SIZE]
(Yeah yeah, I know I mentioned some people multiple times.)

Blankout, Roxas, and Russt for correcting WandererWillow's name.
Cyadd for given me constructive criticism (and a lot of it, in fact).
Butterfli for teaching me the no parse function.
Bacon for reminding me to add the users and reminding me Shawn is a whore
KajitiSouls for giving me an entire list of BBCodes.
Slashermills2 for giving me an additional FAQ question.
Iamflip for reminding me to add MapleTip and related information.
Fiel for creating this website and giving constructive criticism during this guide. Oh, and fixing my outside title and dealing with my habit of skimming over the rules.
Adura for moving me away from Sleepywood to this awesome website.
Some random person for telling me about Southperry.
Nexon for creating the game Maplestory.
Butterfli for telling me I was too insulting to other websites. Thanks...online I'm can't really find the fine line between humor and violence...
ItachiPower for having my eliminate all users except moderators and owners of other websites in part 5. I mean this as a compliment.
Roxas for fixing a typo.
XBish for adding his Afro.
GMSInfighter for fixing some Shawn Johnson stuff.
Sign for suggesting some formatting suggestions.
Acim and Sign for adding part of the rankings.
Acim for fixing a typo.
Randompeep for fixing a typo and notifying me about a change in Youtube Central.
Blankout and NoJobNoRules for correcting the usertitle stuff.
Fiel for allowing me to post here again lol.
Magus and NoJobNoRules for threatening suggesting to add a list of moderators.
Magus for fixing the list to a better format.
Fiel for explaining to me what the game is. HA HA HA YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
Lerk for fixing some stuff.
Blankout for correcting the user rank list.
Fiel for catching a wandering "Hai Gaiz" that wasn't updated.
Strombidae for fixing something about Pirates that I didn't catch X_X.
Blankout for reminding me about InfractionPM and Site.
Holypie for informing me about the deletion of the Chinchilla Nest.
Fiel for telling me something about the Chinchilla Nest...
You for reading this! Thanks!