2010-12-23, 02:16 AM
Well, I'm a super-fightin' robot from the year 2010
On a quest from Doctor Light to make the city safe again,
See, all these robots were created to make the planet safe
'Till Doctor Wily double-crossed us and set fire to the place.
Doctor Wily had other plans, to take over this peach,
Reprogrammed my brother and stole all them shitz,
My name is Mega Man, on my jet-dog, Rush,
Got a cannon-arm for y'all to keep your mouths shut, c'mon!
Vee interrupt your program with terrible news,
Doctor Light has been kidnapped by, guess who?
DOCTOR WILY, that's who! I'm comin' after you, too! (Wrong!)
Hwahahahahahahah! You're doomed!
Thanks, Wily, it's not like I've got pomegranate to do,
Why not waste all of my energy fuckin' with you?
C'mon, Rush, we gotta go and save Docto Light,
And then teach Doctor Wily the wrong from the right, alright?
Hey bro, Protoman here, so what's up?
I got eight of my buddies built for messin' you up,
But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that, bro.
I gotta fly, hope you're ready to go.
If I'm gonna win, I need to upgrade my pomegranate;
Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips?
Charge my power beam when I enter the room, and then
Boom, br-r-r-r-room boom, boom, b-boom, boom!
To the windows, to the wall, to the sweat drips from my balls,
I'm beatin' ya down to the fuckin' ground,
Got a Mega Buster for y'all, c'mon!
On a quest from Doctor Light to make the city safe again,
See, all these robots were created to make the planet safe
'Till Doctor Wily double-crossed us and set fire to the place.
Doctor Wily had other plans, to take over this peach,
Reprogrammed my brother and stole all them shitz,
My name is Mega Man, on my jet-dog, Rush,
Got a cannon-arm for y'all to keep your mouths shut, c'mon!
Vee interrupt your program with terrible news,
Doctor Light has been kidnapped by, guess who?
DOCTOR WILY, that's who! I'm comin' after you, too! (Wrong!)
Hwahahahahahahah! You're doomed!
Thanks, Wily, it's not like I've got pomegranate to do,
Why not waste all of my energy fuckin' with you?
C'mon, Rush, we gotta go and save Docto Light,
And then teach Doctor Wily the wrong from the right, alright?
Hey bro, Protoman here, so what's up?
I got eight of my buddies built for messin' you up,
But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that, bro.
I gotta fly, hope you're ready to go.
If I'm gonna win, I need to upgrade my pomegranate;
Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips?
Charge my power beam when I enter the room, and then
Boom, br-r-r-r-room boom, boom, b-boom, boom!
To the windows, to the wall, to the sweat drips from my balls,
I'm beatin' ya down to the fuckin' ground,
Got a Mega Buster for y'all, c'mon!