I was wondering how long I could do this!

Mind if I edit/add to it and put it in my sw.net sig too?

An Islander named DotNet was bored of killing snails all day. One day he decided to go to the town of Amherst, and was surprised to find a computer. Curious, he typed in the name of the other town on the island, followed by his own name. To his amazement, he was led to a site that contained the largest amount of MS data. He was also shocked to find out that the site is the first to reveal new patch information that would enhance his life. And thus, he became a regular visitor to the site.

I had to make it fit the 500 character limit.

I just put this on my mule account. =).