Re: Final Exams

Love me some finals week. The sweet lovin' kind of lovin'.

AWWWWW SHIIIIET. IT'S FINALS WEEK MOTHERFUCCKAAAAAAS
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Now dim the lights and talk sexy to me. Sweet talk me with the smooth way you say "Multi-stage MOSFET amplifier analysis". Oh yeah, daddy likes that. Now come a little closer...


Come on, I won't bite!
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pomegranate NIGGA, YOU THINK THAT'S HOW I DO FINALS WEEK?!?! PROSTRATE YOURSELF SO I CAN OBLITERATE YOUR PROSTATE.
HIT ME WITH THAT duh-dunh-da-DUN

SEE DIG-BAMF-LETT UP THERE? SEE THOSE RIPPLING ABS? THAT'S MY BRAIN ON JUST A FEW HOURS OF STUDYING. READY TO PUNCH A HOLE IN MY ELECTRONICS FINALS. SEE HIS LEFT ARM? THAT'S MY COCK. SERIOUSLY. I LET DIG-BAMF-LETT BORROW IT FOR THE PHOTOSHOOT. I'M GONNA TAKE THAT HOLE AND JUST STARTING THRUSTING UNTIL I SPLOOGE BEAUTIFUL ANSWERS ALL OVER EVERY QUESTION. THAT TEST IS CURVED AND WEIGHTED ON A 5 POINT SCALE.
*sniff sniff*
Can you smell that?
SMELLS LIKE MY GOD DAMN FIVE POINT ZERO.

THEN WE ROLL STRAIGHT INTO TUESDAY MORNING FOR TEST TWO. BEFORE THE SEMESTER STARTED MY PROFESSOR HEARD I WAS COMING TO TREAT HIS WOMAN BETTER THAN HE EVER COULD AND SIRE HIS CHILDREN TO BE THE PROGENY HE COULD NEVER RAISE. SO HE MADE THE FINAL NON-CUMULATIVE IN A LAUGHABLE ATTEMPT TO APPEASE ME. I GUFFAWED AT THE NEWS AS I RAILED HIS HOT WIFE LIKE THE LARGE HARDON COLLIDER RAILS ON HIGGS-BOSONS.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY KNOWING THAT I MADE YOUR CHILDREN WHAT THEY ARE TODAY. NEUROSURGEON AND NASA LAUNCH DIRECTOR. HAHA!
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THEN I'VE GOT INTRO TO SIGNAL PROCESSING

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THAT IS ALL

And when we're all done baby, I'm gonna light up my pipe and be all like

Yeeeeaaaaaah

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU SPHINCTER-CLENCHING PEONS, SOME WISDOM
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YOU TELL 'EM, PROFESSOR OAK!

MADANTHONY. OUT.